Man walks into McDonald’s with knife sticking out of his back

nypost.com ^ | june 24, 2014 | jamie schram

[duckworth]

Lotta knife-play going on these days. Anyone else notice?

[Mountain Mary]

“I’ll have the pancakes, extra syrup, black coffee, six pints of blood, and 16 stitches in my back please. Oh, do you take EBT & Obamacare?”

coffee, scare dog spew, peter!

[Thorliveshere]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfN6meljHko

[Fido969]

worried fast-food patrons put down their Egg McMuffins to keep Hardy steady on his feet until medics could arrive.

And some folks say people don't care anymore...

[DeWalt]

Naw. Walking around calmly talking on phone with knife in back, maybe. But McDonalds patrons putting down their Egg McMuffins, I call B.S.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Man walks into McDonald’s with knife sticking out of his back.

The order taker says. "Sir! You have a knife in your back. Do you want an ambulance?

The man says, "Oh, don't bother. It's been there for a month. It's the only thing that has taken my mind off who the President is."

[biff]

I thought he must be a victim of the Mississippi primary last night, maybe a conservative candidate!