Luhansk Republic declares independence from Ukraine

Itar Tass ^ | 05/12/2014 | Itar Tass

[tet68]

I will be very surprised if Kiev retains anything east of the Dnieper River by the time this whole thing plays out.

That would be my guess also.

[wetphoenix]

“On other news US Russia hockey match ended up 1-6, so the correct way to cover it:

Heavily armed pro-Putin Russians beat up unarmed American figure skaters.

“That was a very totalitarian score,” said one of the witnesses. “I bet it is something Stalin would want to see,” added the other.

There was no doubt Russians hated democracy and despised freedom.

Everyone looked with contempt at the judges. Single dollar bills were falling on the floor from their overflowing pockets as they passed by.

“And why did it have to be Minsk?” innocent voice cried out from the crowd. “Mr. Worf was from Minks,” answered another, and that said it all. The mood of the crowd grew even darker.

“We have pictures from the satellites and it has been confirmed that Russians were using sticks during the match,” said John Brennan. “We immediately convene with our NATO partners to discuss that was a legal move on the part of Russians.

Victoria Nuland accused American figure skaters of not being determined enough to fight for American Values. None has seen her since the end of the second time when she went on ice with a basket of crackers and Molotov cocktails. The next day she had a Senate hearing on pro democracy gift baskets program. She was sure the Republicans will ask about how much democracy has she bought with $5 billion dollars so she was preparing to shift the blame.”