[Stosh]

A good start, but I’m sorry, I won’t be satisfied until someone says its *disappearance* was caused by global warming.

[C210N]

In a similar vein to GlowBull warming “causing higher Atlantic Salinity” and “causing lower Atlantic Salinity”.... and “Coral Reefs Grow”/”Coral Reefs Shrink”....

we can be 100% certain that:

“GW caused MH370 to disappear”, “GW caused us not not find MH370 debris” AND.... SOON... “GW caused us to find MH370” as well as “GW responsible for MH370 being under the Indian Ocean” OR “GW responsible for MH370 being in a Pakistani hangar, loaded to the gilt with nuke bombs”

[alloysteel]

Junk science. Activities of mankind at the ocean surface have NO EFFECT on deep ocean currents. The passage of even a fleet of very large ships in no way affects water movement more than a few hundred meters away in the wake of their passage. The effects at depths completely dissipates more than a few meters down.

Ditto for any effect of “global warming”. Currents are formed because of the combined vectors of water temperature and degree of salinity. At great depths, the water temperature is the same, 38 degrees Fahrenheit or 4 gradients Celsius. Only differences in salinity (and therefore density), have much effect on deep ocean currents, and that is very slow, in comparison.

One exception would be a deep ocean volcanic vent, when very hot water (as much as 700 gradients Celsius) jets up into the surrounding much colder water, but this energetic upsurge is quickly cooled, after forming a highly localized swirl of water, but not enough to generate an autonomous current with a direction and force.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

There's a theory out there that giant bubbles of methane escaping from the sea floor are what caused many ships and planes to go missing in the Bermuda Triangle.

If MH 370 encountered one of these huge bubbles of gas and if the gas was released because that ocean has been warmed slightly by human activity then ...

So it turns out it WAS Bush's fault all along.