'Human Ken Doll' Justin Jedlica's Dreamhouse is Now Trump Tower

DNAinfo Chicago ^ | January 20, 2014 | Lizzie Schiffman

[MinuteGal]

He makes a good male counterpoint to Jocelyne Wildenstein, the renowned "cat lady", who has spent over 4 mil redoing her face to look like an African feline.

Each has a face that would stop a sundial.

Leni

[jonrick46]

"He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?"

[Prospero]

Moved to Chicago to be "nearer his new husband."

Why is this no surprise?

How is it we correctly suspect his sexual leanings sight unseen?

Is it, perhaps, that homosexuality for Ken is, at least, an elaborate emotional structure, a house of cards in need of continuous maintenance, designed to protect his obsessive narcissism and onanism?

Living is this poor soul's head must be like a never-ending performance of one of Ed Sullivan's plate spinning acts.

[Night Hides Not]

He hopes the latter designation will help him turn his experience into a profitable business to help fund the habit that's cost him $165,000 so far.

When he hits 40, he'll be ready for Cenegenics and the $1000+/month in supplements.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Looking a tad gay there Mr. Anderson.

This is what happens when Janice Dickerson and Keanu Reeves has a love child.

[peeps36]

I just saw this freak on My Strange Addiction. I knew he had a sugar daddy when I saw he lived in Trump Towers but didn't have a job. Everything about him is silicone. He is plastic from head to toe.