I am no longer a Republican.
I am now a proud member of the Monarchist Party and intend to run as King.
ALL Democrats will either be humanely executed or sentenced to life at hard labor making pebbles out of large rocks. Homosexuals will be exiled to one of the remote Hawaiian Islands (I think there’s one with rampant leprosy).
The Federal Reserve will be emptied out and burned. Those found in the building will be sent off to Alcatraz which will be, of necessity, reopened with no changes being made in the facilities.
Homosexuality, abortion, pornography, ‘gentlemens’ Clubs be closed. The DOE, along with many other useless socialist government follies, will be eliminated and Christian Churches and Jewish Synagogues will be charged with educating the youth of America.
All Muslim nests of ‘worship’ will be closed and their adherents will be assigned numbers that denote the place they’ll hold in the deportation lines.
The southern border will be closed permanently and mined, but after we’ve driven the unwashed horde back over that border.
Only embassies in the few friendly nations will be open. All the rest boarded up or sold.
There will be no foreign aid.
There will be no pensions for Congressmen. The Supreme Court will be dissolved until I can select replacements: no lesbians and no homosexuals. Congressmen will be selected by popular vote in each state while Senators will be selected by their respective state legislatures.
The IRS will be permanently closed and all laws pertaining to the confiscation of funds by that agency will be halted until we find a better way.
Jesse Jackson, Sharpton and all race hustlers and pimps will be imprisoned along with the NAALCP.
The military will lose all political, brown-nosing generals. Exemplary lower rated officers will be moved up into positions of authority. Women will be moved back into administrative positions and all homosexual or lesbians will be summarily discharged.
All tasks performed by the central government, with the exception of defense will be transferred to the states.
All federal lands and parks will be returned to the states in which that facility is located.
There are a lot more things I’ll be doing, but this is, after all, only my first day on the job.
Oh. One more thing. The current occupant of the disgraced White Hut along with his immediate family and all his evil lieutenants will be sent off to that remote Hawaiian Island. The one’s with the biggest hands will eat best because the only dish served will be poi.
“Homosexuals will be exiled to one of the remote Hawaiian Islands (I think theres one with rampant leprosy).”
I would like to suggest to your majesty. An exception must be made here. You need to divide by sex, so you will need to two islands. Therefore no possibility of reproduction.
>I am now a proud member of the Monarchist Party and intend to run as King.<
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Which name will you assume since we already have a king?
Bambi II?
You don't vote for kings.