Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!
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But...but...this can't be! Only the operator of a vehicle can do all that!! Wait!....Doesn't this mean that Michael Hastings was.....never mind. He wuz DRUNK > *hiccup* sez the Feebs, investigation, and autopsy...wait -- what investigation? WHAT autopsy? Ok, then let's dig up the corpse!....wait...the remains have been incinerated at 100 billion degrees. Never mind again.
Hastings = baaaad driver!