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Campaign Slogans for Weiner, Spitzer (Vanity)
July 25, 2013 | me

Posted on 07/25/2013 6:58:31 AM PDT by paterfamilias

Let's help these two misunderstood candidates with some new campaign slogans.

I'll start it off:

Prostitute Free since 2008: ELIOT SPITZER He has earned your trust!

Not just a politician - CARLOS DANGER He has the whole Package.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: campaign; chat; spitzer; vanity; weiner

1 posted on 07/25/2013 6:58:32 AM PDT by paterfamilias
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner, He’s got the whole picture.......


2 posted on 07/25/2013 7:00:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: paterfamilias

In order to demonstrate his understanding of modern women and the issues that face them: “Weiner Stands for Women”


3 posted on 07/25/2013 7:05:25 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: paterfamilias

Spitzer/Weiner 2016

Cause Bill Clinton taught us you fools are cool with this sort of thing.


4 posted on 07/25/2013 7:07:31 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner Faced Down Stiff Opposition


5 posted on 07/25/2013 7:10:44 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner: He’s not Filner.


6 posted on 07/25/2013 7:11:22 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: paterfamilias

Filner up, Spitzer out


7 posted on 07/25/2013 7:12:07 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner will help us get ahead.


8 posted on 07/25/2013 7:13:31 AM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner: Huma left Hillary for me.


9 posted on 07/25/2013 7:13:38 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: paterfamilias

Huma Weiner/Spitzer 2016


10 posted on 07/25/2013 7:14:24 AM PDT by maggief
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner: it’s not long now!


11 posted on 07/25/2013 7:16:12 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: paterfamilias

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar, Mayor Weiner.
That is what I’d truly like to be-ee-ee.
Cause if I were an Oscar, Mayor Weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me.


12 posted on 07/25/2013 7:18:19 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: paterfamilias

Humillary still supports Weiner! You should, too! (/s)


13 posted on 07/25/2013 7:18:41 AM PDT by originalbuckeye (Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy)
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To: paterfamilias

“The New Dick! It’s short, sweet, and everyone wants to see it.”


14 posted on 07/25/2013 7:19:30 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: paterfamilias

Hard times in NY require you pull the lever for Weiner.


15 posted on 07/25/2013 7:28:11 AM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: paterfamilias

Unbowed by scandal, Weiner is going to stick it out for NYC.


16 posted on 07/25/2013 7:29:41 AM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: paterfamilias

“You Can’t Keep Weiner Down!”


17 posted on 07/25/2013 7:31:47 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: paterfamilias
Where's your Weiner?

Busy working for NYC!

18 posted on 07/25/2013 7:32:28 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Army Air Corps

Weiner: Good enough for Hymietown!


19 posted on 07/25/2013 7:34:24 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner/Spitzer: Scandal free since yesterday after... oh... damn.


20 posted on 07/25/2013 7:35:54 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: paterfamilias

A bumper sticker in Chinatown: ERECT WEINER


21 posted on 07/25/2013 7:36:33 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Red Badger
CARLOS DANGER

I wonder if he's related to Nick...

(Obscure Firesign Theater reference, in case ya didn't get it.)

22 posted on 07/25/2013 7:38:40 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: paterfamilias

Spitzer-Weiner: ‘Hands-on Guys’


23 posted on 07/25/2013 7:39:56 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: paterfamilias

Carlos Danger, “We Want Willkie!”


24 posted on 07/25/2013 7:40:12 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Red Badger

Sign at Nathans:Our weiners are so tasty you’re gonna wanna take a picture of it and send it to your friends!


25 posted on 07/25/2013 7:40:18 AM PDT by Blacksheep (There are no coincidences......)
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To: Kenton

I dunno, but he may be related to Carlos the Jackoff..............


26 posted on 07/25/2013 7:40:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: paterfamilias

No one can swallow Spitzer/Weiner.


27 posted on 07/25/2013 7:41:01 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: paterfamilias
(With apologies to Johnny Rivers)

There's a man who changed his name to 'Danger'
To everyone girl he meets he shows his wanger
With every move he makes, his marriage's not at stake
But the odds are he won't win the race for Mayor.

Secret agent man, secret agent man
Twitter's givin' you a handle so you can hide your name...

28 posted on 07/25/2013 7:42:14 AM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: paterfamilias

Don’t Hang Weiner Out To Dry!


29 posted on 07/25/2013 7:42:42 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: Kenton

Third eye!


30 posted on 07/25/2013 7:43:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: Blacksheep

That works for any hot dog stand!

“Take a picture of our Wiener and send it to your freinds”


31 posted on 07/25/2013 7:44:08 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: paterfamilias

Weiner/Spitzer 2016 - All you have to do is swallow.


32 posted on 07/25/2013 7:49:06 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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To: paterfamilias

I’d prefer a Republican slogan: “Don’t choke on a Weiner, New York - vote Republican!”


33 posted on 07/25/2013 7:54:39 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
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To: Blacksheep

NYC new slogan:

Our Weiner is bigger than yours.....


34 posted on 07/25/2013 7:55:23 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: paterfamilias

BEEP Alex, what is, “Spitzer and Weiner trying to get their dates drunk?”

The category is ‘NYC political candidates’. These two rehabilitated pervs would walk into a bar, order drinks, down one and pour the other on their hands ....


35 posted on 07/25/2013 8:11:29 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: paterfamilias

Huma Spitzer Weiner.


36 posted on 07/25/2013 8:11:32 AM PDT by skimbell
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To: paterfamilias

Wanking for Weiner!


37 posted on 07/25/2013 8:12:20 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Mashood

If FR had a “like” button, I would click it for your post! Hilarious!!


38 posted on 07/25/2013 8:16:22 AM PDT by BelleAl (Proud to be a member of the party of NO! NO more deficit spending and government control!)
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To: Mashood

If FR had a “like” button, I would click it for your post! Hilarious!!


39 posted on 07/25/2013 8:17:03 AM PDT by BelleAl (Proud to be a member of the party of NO! NO more deficit spending and government control!)
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To: paterfamilias

Come on man, its time to Weiner up!


40 posted on 07/25/2013 8:34:31 AM PDT by GoreFreeTN (Keep the change, I want my dollars back.)
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To: paterfamilias

“Not Insane!!!!”


41 posted on 07/25/2013 10:16:51 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: paterfamilias

Give New York the Weiner!


42 posted on 07/25/2013 10:45:15 AM PDT by Noumenon (What would Michael Collins do?)
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To: paterfamilias

“Carlos Dangerfield...Take My Political Life, Please!”


43 posted on 07/25/2013 10:46:18 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (There's no there there.)
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To: paterfamilias

Wish I was an anthony weiner,
That is what I truly want to be.
‘Cuz if I was an anthony weiner,
everyone would have a pic of me!


44 posted on 07/25/2013 10:55:16 AM PDT by bobo1 (the KDE plasma desktop is awesome!)
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To: paterfamilias

WIENER - HOLDER 2016


45 posted on 07/25/2013 10:57:30 AM PDT by DKM
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To: paterfamilias

King Dong

46 posted on 07/26/2013 8:05:37 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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