In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;
The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it in turn crashed in the New Mexico desert;
A piece of alien technology was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;
Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip;
The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered it and developed the Internet, GMO’s, and especially chemtrail technology, which turn pulls neutrinos from the air and powers the HAARP array;
The HAARP array caused the earthquake on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated it from his secret Skull and Bones lair beneath the campus of UT-Austin.
There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!