The four stages of Apostasy:
Outrage —> Tolerance —> Acceptance —> Practice
You can marry (Gin to Tonic) (Gin to Orange Juice) (Gin to Vermouth) but you cannot marry an olive to an olive, all you get are two olives.
Suddenly I’m thirsty, hey looky there - a perfect Martini.
A marital bliss, indeed.
>> Marriage Equality...
There is no equal to butt sex. Sorry.