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Venezuela's Hugo Chavez unlikely to to be preserved 'for eternity'
NBC News ^ | 3/13/13 | Mario Naranjo

Posted on 03/13/2013 7:16:06 PM PDT by Libloather

CARACAS — Venezuela's government said on Wednesday it may not be possible to embalm the remains of late leader Hugo Chavez as planned because the process should have been started earlier.

Chavez died last week aged 58 after a two-year battle with cancer. His body has been on display in a glass-topped coffin at a grandiose military academy in the capital Caracas, where millions of people have filed past to pay homage.

The government had said it planned to embalm Chavez's remains "for eternity" in much the same way as was done with the remains of Soviet leaders Lenin and Stalin and communist Chinese leader Mao Zedong after they died.

(Excerpt) Read more at worldnews.nbcnews.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chavez; eternity; hugochavez; preserved; taxidermy; venezuela
Well, he did have Commiecare.
1 posted on 03/13/2013 7:16:06 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather

Stuff the Commie in a Twinkie, and he will be just fine. :)


2 posted on 03/13/2013 7:20:02 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: Libloather
CARACAS — Venezuela's government said on Wednesday it may not be possible to embalm the remains of late leader Hugo Chavez as planned because the process should have been started earlier.

Like 1999.

3 posted on 03/13/2013 7:21:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Libloather

Put him out in the sun .... sort of like making buffalo chips which are very durable and burn.


4 posted on 03/13/2013 7:23:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Leveling the playing field for a Progressive is dragging everyone down to their level.)
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To: Libloather

Stuff him like a jackalope!


5 posted on 03/13/2013 7:23:59 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: Libloather

Get Jimmy Carter down there to say a few words for Hugo, Jimmy can’t shut up and it seems he’ll be here forever.


6 posted on 03/13/2013 7:24:22 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Libloather

I really think he can last forever.After all,neither the lowliest bacteria (bacterium?) nor maggot would touch him in a million lifetimes.


7 posted on 03/13/2013 7:27:05 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("Progressives" toss the word "racist" around like chimps toss their feces)
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To: Libloather

Ever notice how much trouble these commie bastards have with the simple ideas of mortality and death??


8 posted on 03/13/2013 7:30:15 PM PDT by varmintman
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To: Libloather

I’m thinking he was dead about a week before they admitted it. Had him on ice. Not good once he thawed out. ewwwww


9 posted on 03/13/2013 7:32:14 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: Libloather

Stuff him into a pickle barrel. That should do it.


10 posted on 03/13/2013 7:32:31 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Libloather

Hugo has been dead since 1956.


11 posted on 03/13/2013 7:35:49 PM PDT by sergeantdave
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To: Libloather
Yes, that sulphur smell *is* coming from up here now.


12 posted on 03/13/2013 7:37:36 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Obama's vision - No Job is a Good Job)
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To: All

Why not “plasticise” him?


13 posted on 03/13/2013 7:40:02 PM PDT by Klemper
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To: Libloather

Display your carcass in Caracas


14 posted on 03/13/2013 7:45:19 PM PDT by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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To: MotorCityBuck

We have kind of a joke down here. They just need to kick the s**t out of him and then they can bury him in a matchbox.

In the meantime, please don’t desecrate my Twinkies.


15 posted on 03/13/2013 7:49:23 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Libloather

A good taxidermist can still skin and mount him just fine.


16 posted on 03/13/2013 7:50:44 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: KarlInOhio

He was probably stuffed in a deep freeze since approx. December 18, 2012.


17 posted on 03/13/2013 7:56:17 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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To: Libloather

Chavez needs to preserved just like the dinosaur puree he sells us - stick him underground, grind him up, and spit whatevers left into the engine of a 47 Chrysler. Then the real fun starts.


18 posted on 03/13/2013 8:12:46 PM PDT by Deathtomarxists (qucker fivepenny nine and two leaves down the plug bucket)
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To: Grams A

LOL!


19 posted on 03/13/2013 8:25:18 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: Libloather
Pore Jud is daid, pore Jud Fry is daid;
He's lookin' oh, s'purdy and s'nice.
He looks like he's asleep, it's a shame that he won't keep,
But it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice.
20 posted on 03/13/2013 8:28:45 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Libloather

Something tells me Chavez has been at room temp for a lot longer than they’re admitting...


21 posted on 03/13/2013 8:43:34 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Libloather

Put him in line at the DMV. It’ll be like eternity.


22 posted on 03/13/2013 8:45:28 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: VeniVidiVici

Now I just need a mini-me!


23 posted on 03/13/2013 8:46:45 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Grams A

Your company-killing, union-produced Twinkies?


24 posted on 03/13/2013 8:47:41 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Deathtomarxists

He could just be ground up and put into a variety of compost piles. Maybe he could do a final small bit of good.


25 posted on 03/13/2013 8:48:51 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Libloather

“El maestro es decomposing-o.”


26 posted on 03/13/2013 8:55:25 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Libloather

Perhaps... but just look at Lenin... he’s still preserved.


27 posted on 03/13/2013 9:50:01 PM PDT by Republican1795.
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To: Libloather

I’ve thought him a rotten SOB for years now, so it’s nice to have my suspicions confirmed.


28 posted on 03/13/2013 10:31:26 PM PDT by Trod Upon (The Second Amendment acknowledges our inherent right to revolt if tyrannized. It ain't about hunting)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Yep. Went to a Scouts fundraiser for my grandson’s Troop. Someone had donated a box of Twinkies for the auction so I decided to bid on them.

Various people around me were laughing about how stupid it was to be auctioning off Twinkies when you could “buy them in any grocery store off the shelf for less than $5.00 a box”. My eleven-year-old grandson leaned over and said that I shouldn’t try to explain anything to them because they “probably didn’t have a clue about the union antics”. He and I discuss lots of stuff when he’s over here and he loves to read the comments on FR. Bringing him up right!


29 posted on 03/13/2013 10:43:08 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Libloather

Float him in a hogshead of his own oil. Just like admiral Nelson in grog.

Float Joe Kennedy right along side him.


30 posted on 03/14/2013 3:25:04 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Libloather

The buzzing of flies must be deafening.


31 posted on 03/14/2013 5:38:18 AM PDT by bikerman ("A gun is like a parachute. If you need one and don't have it you wont need one again.)
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