[dynachrome]

Funniest thing I've read in awhile!

[RetiredTexasVet]

What they need is a black guy and a Jew to straighten out that mess. Have the Jew just start printing money and have the black guy convince everyone that free stuff and recovery are on the way.

[I Drive Too Fast]

No sense being greedy. I have forwarded an email to them that I received from a wealthy individual who recently died. It is worth several million dollars. I’m sure they can use the money more than I can.

[Boogieman]

You know what’s not so funny? They have $16,000,000,000,217 more than we do!

[marron]

All they have to do is start minting trillion-dollar coins.

If need be, they can use old bottle caps. The theory is the same.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Wasn’t there a white woman who posted here a while ago from Zimbabwe?

Things were horrific then; hope she’s still alive or has escaped.

[hosepipe]

The profit from Zimbawes diamond mines must go in Mugabes bank account....

[COBOL2Java]

"We need to increase taxes!"

[skinkinthegrass]

and w/ Timmy G. gone; "Junk bonds" Trader Jack Lew taking the reins....

[publius911]

Zimbabwe’s economy went into free-fall at the turn of the millennium, after President Robert Mugabe began seizing white-owned farms.
The move demolished investor confidence in the country, paralysed production, prompted international sanctions and scared off tourists.

Now I finally truly understand why many call him Barack Huussein O'Mugabe.
He's intent on replicating the cluelessness of Zimbabwe's leader on a massive scale.

I never expected the producers of Zimbabwe the be the first to go Galt. Assuming they're not all dead yet.

[kevkrom]

That makes them at least $16,000,000,000,217 ahead of us.