feh... that's prolly her brain they're looking at
Posted on 12/31/2012 2:40:08 PM PST by Zakeet
Doctors treating Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton for a blood clot say the clot formed in her head but they stress that they are confident she will make a full recovery.
In an update Monday on Clinton’s condition, her doctors say the blood clot did not result in a stroke, or neurological damage. The clot is located in the vein in the space between the brain and the skull behind the right ear.
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She’ll fully recover, so well she won’t remember what happened.
“Senator, I do not recall.”
A purple cow with a brain clot. Perfect!
The headline is great...bills head?
She will fully forget any details about Benghazi, of course.
Excuse me, but you have mistaken me for someone who gives a smelly Obama about the Hillabeast.
Well she finally got something between her ears!
It went there to be alone...
For her to go this far to avoid testifying you know that Benghazi REALLY has her spooked.
Oh, who didn’t see this coming? “Can’t remember that...Bin Lazzi...Bin Gazzi...what the hell was his name again?”
ah ok now I understand why she couldn't locate the Rose law firm billing records. :-)
I don’t think this is the kind of clot you get from hitting your head.
> [Doctors] ...stress that they are confident she will make a full recovery.
Not only are they confident but they already know it, thanks to White House talking points.
You can pretty much bet she will say she has no idea what a Benghazi is..”Wait is that a cocktail?”
No doubt the clot will affect the part of the brain that has the answers
to all the Bengazi questions.
More Clinton parsing. Of course it is in her head, its imaginary. The doctor is being honest. She doesn’t have a blood clot, its all in her head = the blood clot is located in her head.
When you want to get out of testimony, you go get a full body scan MRI. They'll always find something.
well then when is the surgery to remove her head ???
feh... that's prolly her brain they're looking at
As soon as she recovers from this she is expected to have a debilitating gall bladder attack, followed by kidney stones.
I had a brain scan once and the doctor said they found nothing......I didn't know whether to be happy or insulted!!!!
By the way, has anybody seen Huma running to her bedside?
News update: They managed to save the clot but Hill didn’t make it.
about what?
Lets all pray that the pressure doesn’t build up causing her head to explode in a million pieces and splatter her wonderful staff with brains, blood and related gore.
May she recover and sit on BJ’s face.
She usually wears her open-hoof sandals with that dress.
>> the World’s Smartest Woman will make a full recovery
That’s nice. What about MY recovery? I looked at that Hildebeest picture you posted and puked up my gall bladder and the dxmn thing rolled under the desk and now it has dust bunnies all OVER it and I don’t think it’s gonna go back in smoothly.
Thanks.
“Ah’s too tired!”
“Ah cain’t recall!”
Hey Hillary, put some ice on it!
Hill’s accepting dinnerjacket’s ‘dew drop in’ invite doesn’t seem to be getting much traction....
I thought it was in her leg???????
That clot formed in her head about 1968.
Not a fan of the woman by any stretch but I do hope she recovers and fulfills her job in our precious federal government.
I'd normally recommend a solid whack upsida her head with a board to dislodge it but I'm not a doctor........
Cankleitis is such an unpredictable disease.
“For her to go this far to avoid testifying you know that Benghazi REALLY has her spooked.”
She probably had Bill hit her with a hammer!
Just picking her nose too hard. Probably got ahold of a large gem. She can entertain Congress with it.
Is there any reason why Hillary can’t resign so that an Acting Secretary of State can take her place, so that we can go on pretending we’re an important country with a serious foreign policy?
If a Secretary of State can be away from her duties for a month without any noticeable consequences, do we really need a Secretary of State?
Of course, if Hillary had been doing her job adequately before she got sick, there would have been no Benghazi disaster for her to have to testify about.
Wow, and all this time I thought it was rocks.
We know she didn’t have a routine appt on a Sunday. So why did she go in yesterday? Maybe this clot caused a headache. It’s not in the brain it neither are migraines. Is this the area she hit when she fell? People who faint often do hit the side of their heads.
Ooh! Ooh! I know what they’re gonna do! They’re going to gather a team of scientists and a submarine, shrink them down to protozoa size, and inject them into her to blast the clot with a laser beam to save her life!
>> She probably had Bill hit her with a hammer!
Not sure Bill *would* hit her. Even with a hammer.
I think you are correct.
Now that explains a lot about The Cow.
It’s located in the frontal Behghazi lobe. So she’s free and clear.
I hope for a complete recovery but I am sorry that her health will be in question and too poor to ever hold a position such as President of VP.
A blood clot in the head.... I’d think for most democrats that would be considered an improvement over the spiders and snakes that usually inhabit that dark and tortured place.
Hmmmm, does that mean it's "imaginary"?
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