Skip to comments.Obama's fathers ancestral village witch doctor foresees Obama victory(creeps me out)
Posted on 11/06/2012 11:36:12 AM PST by MaggieMay
Transcript from Reuters website: This small village in the Kenyan countryside boasts a special connection to U.S. President Barack Obama. Kogelo is the ancestral village of his father - and the birthplace of the Obama surname. This is John Dima - a respected local witchdoctor who's trying to peer into the future to predict whether Obama will trounce Mitt Romney in his bid for the White House. As his wife offers instructions on the preparation of John's prophetic potions, the witchdoctor says he foresees victory for the President. (SOUNDBITE)(Luo) KOGELO WITCHDOCTOR, JOHN DIMA, SAYING: "His father was my friend; his grandfather was also my good friend. So I predict that Obama will win the presidency, that's all." Thousands celebrated here in 2008 when Obama was elected the first African-American president of the United States. Some here are hurt that he hasn't visited the town where his grandmother still lives since he took office. But most here are still rooting for Obama. One man says he doesn't need magic to predict an outcome, he's instead been keeping an eye on the polls. Obama only visited sub-Saharan African once in his four-year term - a brief stopover in Ghana between summits elsewhere. The region has gone virtually unnoticed as a topic in the U.S. presidential election campaign - sidelined by talk of a stuttering economy, healthcare reform and a dragging war in Afghanistan.
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When Obama runs for President in Kenya.
Just when you thought 0bama’s mom’s naked photos on the Internet and his nanny being a transgender crossdresser wasn’t enough!
Saw a story last night on voodoo in the White House.
Ancestral village? His daddy is Frank Marshall Davis.
No...not creepy.....delusional most definitely.
This guy can't divine squat.
I tossed and then read chicken bones last night — Obama loses.
I looked into an egg yoke this morning as I put it in a pan, and saw Michelle crying..... then the egg broke.
I told my dog that Obama won...... and he growled at me.
Didn’t you always suspect though that Principalities and Powers from the Dark Side were behind his Presidency all along?
Well this sure beats the faux Kerry exit polls story from 2004.
UGAAA BOOGOOGA and then wave some bones. You can see anything.
If voodoo had any validity, we’d be speaking Kenyan or Apache.
Well, that proves it - the fix is in!
That’s why he is a witchdoctor in Kenya.
Well, don’t let yourself be creeped!
Greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
Sorry, but if your name is ‘John’ you must be even a BIGGER fraud than any witchdoctor named ‘Motumbo’ or ‘Barack’ ~ picking a camel-herder name would instantly double your business, dumbass!!
In before the Walla Walla Bing Bang
In before CatOwner and other concern trolls express their belief in the witch doctor’s prediction.
Maybe this witch doctor could roll his shells and bones and peer into the past and answer the birth certificate question for his fellow villagers.
I have said for a long while the reason Obama hasn’t shown a birth certificate is because he was born in a mud hut in Kenya and didn’t have one...This witch doctor and some midwife probably delivered him along with shaking some bones and rocks in a leather pouch....
(from four years ago)
A FReeper named Obama's economic policies barrystroika after Gorbachev's perestroika.
I was just going to look up ooh eeh ooh uh uh, for the correct spelling before seeing you got to it first...only us oldsters know what we’re talking about. LOL!
Wow. Now I’m getting pinged on a thread I didn’t even read (and still haven’t). For a poster you and others obviously can’t stand or even hate, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about me.
NATURAL BORN CITIZEN MY ASS.
Obama is not Constitutionally qualified to be President.
Those who accept him are Traitors.
Yes: I mean the Supreme Court and the Congress of the United States-—Both Parties.
Now we have friggin witch Doctors telling us what we already know.Obama’s father was not American.
Barry’s “father’s” ancestral village? Really? Who knows who Barry’s father really was? Barry doesn’t know who his daddy was. His skanky mama didn’t know either in all likelihood. Nobody knows who his father is. Because only an authenticated birth certificate or a DNA test can tell you that. And we don’t have either of those. Really, stop feeding the lies Barry tells.
I was thinking of “You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up”.
BTW - on another thread it had a photo of him. One would think a real witch doctor would take care of his own deformed feet first.
Please post pic! I can’t wait to see John the Witch Doctor!
There’s a video at the link. He’s one ugly witch doctor!
So my American welfare check, food stamps, disability, social security and welfare checks keep coming otherwise I will have to sharpen my dull spears and fend for myself like those rich republicans
I would take this with a grain of salt because this guy has a conflict of interest. If Obama wins, he’ll be able to come to America and treat patients as a certified Obamacare doctor.
Sad to say he may just about be as effective as the PA I’ve been seeing lately...
Obama is nothing more than a witch doctor himself
For stupid white people
Maybe he’ll get Mooche’s old job at that Chicago hospital.
I heard that he said
Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah To the ting to the tang the wallawalla bingbang Ooh to the eeh the ooh the aah aah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
a respected local witchdoctor
John Dima, that name sounds familiar.
Hey, I know! He sent me an EMAIL about $250 million he wanted to give me. All I had to do is send him my SS and bank account numbers.
Should be getting that any day now.
Now you know how I feel when people quote and follow Benny Hinn, and not David Jeremiah or Dr. John MacArthur.
A Washington Reskins loss beats the voodoo of an Kenyan witchdoctor.
It’s the “hometown” superstition advantage. /s
So Romney Wins
The temperature up here in Massachusetts got down to 22 degrees this morning, and as I was taking a shower, my wife put her gloved hand on the shower door to say goodbye and cheerily said “Today is the first day for mittens!”
She has no idea “Mittens” is a nickname some have for Romney (even if it is a derogatory one) so I thought...”That might be a good omen for Obama’s defeat!”
beeeeeewaaaaaaare the voodoo vote
Was that before or after he finished eating the Reuters crew?