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Obama's Winning Endorsement?
Tea Party Tribune ^ | 2012-11-04 18:56:06 | mrcurmudgeon

Posted on 11/04/2012 9:04:16 PM PST by morethanright

By Mr. Curmudgeon:

Two days before the election of all elections, a coveted celebrity endorsement was released in the form of a column appearing on the Huffington Post website. With the mainstream media reporting polls showing President Obama and challenger Mitt Romney neck-and-neck (nonsense), hope and change found an eleventh-hour savior in Paul Rubens - known to you, your kids and Sarasota vice cops as Pee-Wee Herman.

"It struck me that the choice I'll be making Tuesday is like going for store-bought ice cream when it's obvious what you really need is homemade frozen custard," said the man who pleaded no contest to charges stemming from his arrest for masturbating at an adult theater in Sarasota, Florida, "President Obama is like the delicious frozen custard you'd get at Kohr's. President Obama has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country," wrote Rubens.

President Obama certainly attracts an interesting crowd. The kind of strange misfits the media insist are in the "mainstream." Rubens is just one of countless bizarre constituents that form the base of the Democratic Party.

As of yet, there has been no official reaction from the Obama campaign. My guess is they are all taking hot showers at the thought of having to shake Pee-Wee's hand.

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1 posted on 11/04/2012 9:04:23 PM PST by morethanright
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To: morethanright

Pervert PeeWee, Hugo, Fidel, the French . . .Obambi gets all the coveted endorsements


2 posted on 11/04/2012 9:07:33 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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To: morethanright

Home made custard....save me from saying it...


3 posted on 11/04/2012 9:10:25 PM PST by jessduntno ("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Ping!


4 posted on 11/04/2012 9:14:19 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I wonder if we could get Jerry Sandusky to endorse 0bama?


5 posted on 11/04/2012 9:27:52 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: morethanright

Anyone heard who Soupy Sales is endorsing?


6 posted on 11/04/2012 9:32:32 PM PST by bimboeruption (Clinging to my Bible and my HK.)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

just darn! i like Paul Rubens... Pee Wee Herman... i know... i’m wrong...


7 posted on 11/04/2012 9:33:20 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: jessduntno

Hand dipped!


8 posted on 11/04/2012 9:34:17 PM PST by Salamander (Wounded, old and dangerous.)
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To: Salamander

“Hand dipped!”

Heh heh heh ...


9 posted on 11/04/2012 9:36:47 PM PST by jessduntno ("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
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To: jessduntno
Pee-Wee's reaction to Bath-house Barry


10 posted on 11/04/2012 9:38:21 PM PST by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border. I **DARE** you to cross it. . . .)
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To: bimboeruption

“Anyone heard who Soupy Sales is endorsing?”

He would have to be a Democrat if he was voting...he’s dead. Took Pookie and White Fang across the river to rest in the shade of the trees.


11 posted on 11/04/2012 9:39:05 PM PST by jessduntno ("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
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To: Salgak

Vini, Vini, Vini...


12 posted on 11/04/2012 9:41:51 PM PST by jessduntno ("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
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To: jessduntno

I miss Soupy.


13 posted on 11/04/2012 9:45:34 PM PST by bimboeruption (Clinging to my Bible and my HK.)
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To: jessduntno

Home made custard....save me from saying it..
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They just make themselves don’t they?

Understand PWH had a first job on a fishing boat, assisting the linesmen and worked his way up to Master Baiter.


14 posted on 11/04/2012 9:53:30 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98 BO/ 'Hope', "Hope in one hand and $hiite in the other and see which fills up first".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

After the election (think of how a Chinese would say that) Barry, Paul and Rahm the Ballerina will probably meat each other at the Chicago bath house.


15 posted on 11/04/2012 10:03:39 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: bimboeruption

“I miss Soupy.”

Ruh huh....


16 posted on 11/04/2012 10:13:58 PM PST by jessduntno ("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

You forgot Honey Boo Boo.


17 posted on 11/04/2012 10:49:08 PM PST by funfan
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To: jessduntno

Yes. And Madonna’s promised to strip naked for us if we re-elect bHusseino. Don’t forget Madonna!


18 posted on 11/04/2012 11:54:38 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: faithhopecharity

That oughta draw them to the polls.

19 posted on 11/05/2012 12:42:35 AM PST by Salamander (Wounded, old and dangerous.)
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To: Salamander

Yum! (Have you considered a career as a political campaign advisor? Hopefully??)


20 posted on 11/05/2012 3:28:52 AM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: morethanright

“I decided to step up to the plate,take my bat in my hand...”


21 posted on 11/05/2012 4:29:55 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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