[Chickensoup]

I hada friend the other day, she is 65, ask me whether there was a medical reason for her wrinkles.

She thought she might be dehydrated...lol

[JRandomFreeper]

After I left the military, I did keep the iron, the starch, and the ironing board, not because I use them on my clothes... Nyet, tovarich... I am single man. All clothing in same washer and dryer, stuff in drawer, wear as required....

I kept them because I might have to eventually go out somewhere without a shirt on.

Date night? Pool party? Not without ironing my skin first. ;)

/johnny

[Does so]

I had a friend the other day, she is 65, ask me whether there was a medical reason for her wrinkles. She thought she might be dehydrated...lol

I tell myself, "Nobody dies of wrinkles".

[goat granny]

Next time you see her tell her to thank God they aren’t painful...:O) but I can beat that. Did home health care for a gal 94, she wanted to know why she had arthritits...shocked, I told her....for God sake Grace your 94......she was still getting her husbands pension when he worked at Ford decades ago....one day she said, I’ll bet every time they right my check someone at Ford says...for cripes sake why doesn’t this old woman die......she also had a sense of humor. Lived to be 96