Posted on 10/18/2012 12:40:09 PM PDT by twister881
Sandeep “Sunny” Singh can hardly catch his breath, posing for pictures with a giant check for $30.5 million.
Just two days ago, this newly minted millionaire was busy working two jobs to help his mom pay the bills.
But he won’t be buying gifts for a girlfriend. She dumped him a couple weeks ago.
(Excerpt) Read more at boston.cbslocal.com ...
she WILL be back.
She will try to get back with him.
If he does not take her back, she will sue, saying he promised if he ever won the lottery, bla, bla, bla....
His girlfriend selection just went up a floor.
Gloria All-RED to represent the ex
This guy is going to have 30 messages from her on his answering machine — “Honey, I’m sorry I was so mean. I really do love you. Can’t we talk? Honey? Are you there? Pick up!”
The girlfriend will have to wait until after the election but ....
“Paging Gloria Alred, Gloria Alred ... Will Mz Alred please pick up the RED Phone, the RED Phone!”
Ya think? LOL!
We think alike (#6) ... GRIN!
Girlfriend: Hey, Sandeep, I was wrong. Let’s get back together...
Sandeep: I’ll give you $10,000 roll around in dogsh*t and never contact me again.
Girlfriend: No way! I’d need more money than that to do that!
Sandeep: I have a hit man willing to kill you for $10,001.
Girlfriend: Okay, I’ll take the money.
Sandeep: just kidding about the money. I’m not giving you a dime. I wasn’t kidding about the hit man though. Look out your window.
Girlfriend: (looks out window to see random hobo Sandeep paid $50 to stand outside her house waving) ...
Sandeep: (hangs up)
On a more serious note though ... has anyone seen the staggeringly bad statistics about sudden wealth and disaster? Most of the sports “bonus babies” end up worse than broke just a few years following retirement. Same for these gambling winners, it looks like green forever and then it just drains away.
He needs a lot of luck and someone who can tell him “no, No and then NO!!!”
You’d think...but I’ll bet the little head does the thinking and she’ll soon be back in his arms again
He needs to get a talking dog for when she calls.
I bet his cell phone voice mail is already full! Hey I say next to you in English class in 11th Grade can I borrow 5 Grand..... The ex-girlfriend has some bad timing. “Sunny” better hope she is not Pregnant or can get a Palimony suit on him or he will NEVER get rid of her!
If everyone hates rich people, why do so many buy lotto tickets! ;-)
The guy (based off his name) is a sikh, so if Gloria goes after him, she may learn why they carry Kirpans, LOL!
I love this.
You are a sick individual...but I like the way you think! lol
I’d only send her one text
HEY BITCHHHH
I’M RITCHHHH
;-)
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