President Biden making a speech to the South African Parliament: "They gonna put ya'll back in the trees eating banana's and call ya'll Chetah."
"Stand up, President Abdul...let everyone see you."Oh, bless your heart, a Preditor missile that I ordered got him yesterday. Well, anyway, you stand up Senioretta Abdullette. Hey, lighting guys...turn up the light higher...the Senioretta's black Zorro dress and hood blend in with that dark corner she's in."
"The other day, while we were cruising around D.C. in Limo One looking for someone to wave at us, I felt the need for a strawberry Popsicle and told the driver to slam on the brakes and stop at the next 7-11 quick-stop. Get it....quick stop at the quick stop? Is way too funny. Anyway, I got out, wanted to mix with all the little people, and walked in. I asked the guy behind the counter if he was a Jew, since he had a New York accent. He said no, he was an Indian. Shocked the hell out of me, so I raised my hand and said 'HOW', asked him why he was wearing a night gown instead of one of those little apron thingies and where his bow and arrow were. Told him I pretended to scalp a lot of Indians when we played 'Cowboys & Indians' when I was a kid, but he just grunted.....didn't even say 'UHG'. His cashier partner also had a white sheet-looking gown on, but didn't have it up over his head. He looked kinda mean and the damn Secret Service guys were playing pin-ball in the corner, so I just smiled and told him I used to know Bobby Byrd....a real good friend of mine. Also knew Tonto."
Ahhhh,,,how I enjoy letting the little people see me. It's really a big f@cking deal to build up their ego's.
First Biden quote was "They gonna put ya'll back in the trees eating banana's and call ya'll Chetah."
Now, change 'Chetah' to 'Babbette'.
Ahhhhhhhhh, life is so frigging good in the obama effing nation.