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Woman laughs, accidentally swallows knife
Los Angeles Times ^
| August 3, 2012
| Rosie Mestel
Posted on 08/05/2012 4:43:59 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Darksheare; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Revolting cat!
I’ve heard about the goodness of colloidal silver, but not colloidal silverware. Isn’t this an overdose?
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posted on
08/06/2012 11:48:07 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: HangnJudge
Nah, they probably scoped her. Didn’t seem like it would merit surgery.
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posted on
08/06/2012 2:05:25 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Silentgypsy; HangnJudge; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Nah, they probably scoped her. Didnt seem like it would merit surgery." Say "Ahhhh ..."
.
By the way, aren't you supposed to use a spoon?
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posted on
08/06/2012 3:10:32 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
To: Darksheare
I surrender the rights to this thread for your use and a thread-to-be-named-later.
To: NicknamedBob
"By the way, aren't you supposed to use a spoon?" I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
They may taste kind of funny,
But it keeps 'em on my knife.
(recalled from the comic strip "The Born Loser" from 20+ years ago!)
To: SparkyBass
I shall not tell you that I remember that comic, but I WILL say that time is a leveller!
THX!
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posted on
08/06/2012 3:30:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: NicknamedBob
Oh, MY!
It’s raining here.
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posted on
08/06/2012 3:33:05 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Get another cat.)
To: Tax-chick
Doctors have similar devices, but they call them fancier names.
And theirs come with lights and cameras. And bigger price tags.
Rain, huh? I think you have different clouds in your clime.
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posted on
08/06/2012 4:08:20 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
08/06/2012 4:41:50 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: ConservativeStatement; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; ...
Thanks to the kindness of ConservativeStatement, we have a thread donated for the UT.
Being as we are guests in this thread, please wipe your feet on that big mat over there before entering.
No, not the one ominously marked "trap door".
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:03:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:06:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1294 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
To: ConservativeStatement
Man, I HATE it when that happens.
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:09:39 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(FUJR (not you, Jim))
To: null and void
I admit, I find the subject of this thread quite amusing as the only thing I ever accidentally swallowed was mouthwash.
And that was only because I got slapped on the back by the eldest of the three of us.
Solid objects?
No.
Not my style.
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:10:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:11:16 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:13:28 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
To: Cyber Liberty; null and void
The lady of subject of this thread..
I can just see being a carnival barker and bemusing the audience with the question of what might she swallow next.
“A roll of coins?”
Done!
Human Devolution continues apace I am afraid.
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:13:44 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; HangnJudge; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
The magnet scene from the movie Fortress, or the bug removal scene from Total Recall.
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:20:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
Coins?
No. No coins.
That would just mean people standing around waiting for change.
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:28:04 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
To: NicknamedBob
That’s the whole trick.
Might work these days.
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:29:36 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
Weird... I’m not sure I can swallow the excuse you are using for this Month’s UT. There is just no way for me to ingest the logic. Not even the Swiss Army could puzzle out a way to make this work...
Let’s cut to the chase here... From my larynx to my toes, I hate trolls...
;-)
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posted on
08/06/2012 5:29:36 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
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