What Would You Ask Barack and Michelle Obama? [asks for reader input]

Parade Magazine ^ | July 30, 2012 | News

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In a few weeks, PARADE will sit down with President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle. We want to know: If you could be in the room with us, what would you ask?

Your question could get chosen for a Q&A session with the president and first lady, which will later appear in an upcoming PARADE cover story.

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Suggest your questions here ;)

[Gaffer]

“Where are you planning to live now with your SAB wife, now that your sorry ass has been thrown out of office?

[RexBeach]

For Mr. Obama: Quick, how many states are there in the union?

For Mrs. Obama: Quick, are you proud of your contru yet?

[RexBeach]

“contru” s/b “country”

[SumProVita]

My question would be:

What were the two most important errors of Karl Marx’s political ideology?

[Kozy]

Why did you both surrender your Illinois law licenses?

[Joe Bfstplk]

Do people hate you because you are black or because you are RED?

[dfwgator]

“Do you understand these rights I have just read to you?”

[notaliberal]

Where did you live in Connecticut

[notaliberal]

Where did you live in Connecticut

[Paine in the Neck]

For BHO, “Will you take a DNA test?”

[rawcatslyentist]

What country are you gonna claim you were born in next?

[Signalman]

What part of the Communist Manifesto do you disagree with?

[RexBeach]

Good one!

[IbJensen]

Tell the truth, Bracky, you’re amongst friends here (Ha, Ha): you didn’t help make those little girls. You had help didn’t you?

[nascarnation]

Will you choose deportation to Kenya or Indonesia?

[jakerobins]

Mr. President could you please look into the camera and read the teleprompter.....

(On the screen)
I resign the presidency effective immediately

[Sybeck1]

Will you miss the White House in January?

[frankenMonkey]

“Do you understand these rights I have just read to you?”

Exactly.

[Noumenon]

Just two questions:

Blindfold?
Cigarette?

[Izzy Dunne]

“Can you get me Sarah Palin’s autograph?”

[Kenton]

Now that we're going back into a recession most people believe we never left for the past 3 years, can we blame you for this new recession, or is this really just an extension of the Bush Recession so you ain't responsible?

Also, is the Health Care mandate a penalty or a tax? You seemed a little unsure about that, so I just wondered.

Also - Don't you wish some fawning little coed was throwing softballs like "boxers or briefs", instead of questions like this?

[wjcsux]

later

[Cyber Liberty]

Nothing. I don’t ask questions when I know I cannot trust the answers.

[alstewartfan]

“Do you consider those people who hate America to be mentally deranged?” “Why won’t you release all Fast and Furious documents?

[MissNomer]

What’s the capital of Israel?

[Swede Girl]

To Barry: “Who's yo’ daddy?”
To Michelle: “Which one of your daughters looks the most like your father-in-law, Frank?”

[Lee'sGhost]

BWAhahahahahahahahahaaha....

[Gator113]

To jump, jump, jump....

[Envisioning]

So Barry, has Michelle ever pulled your arms out of their sockets?

I guess you always let her win?

[SUSSA]

I’d ask Michelle if she enjoyed playing the part of Aunt Esther on Sanford and Son, and why she still dresses like the character.

[New Jersey Realist]

Great post! The other comments are right on. I would add, “where did you get the money to travel to Pakistan one month after you arrived in NY broke with no money to pay rent?” Also, whose passport did you use?

[bgill]

Just who the blank do you think you are?

[cardinal4]

“Mr. Soetoro, can you tell us which passport you used to travel Pakistan with? The same country which turned out to be hiding public enemy one? And a follow up, if I may? If you “barely knew” William Ayers, how does he rate not one, not two, but three visits to the White House when you won’t even return Oprah’s phone calls? And one more please, if transparency is the hallmark of your administration, can you explain how every operator on the “Bin-Ladin raid” (into the country in which you visited in 1981 under another citizenship than American) whose stealth, discretion, and instinct suddenly seemed to fail them all at the same time, causing them to all wind up on the ill fated chopper against all operational security rules and doctrine?”

[saganite]

How long will it take you to vacate the White House in January and will you allow your staff to remove the M’s and the R’s from the computer keyboards?

[sportutegrl]

For both: Why did you give up your law license? I suggest we spam with this.

[don-o]

Boxers or briefs?

Then I’d ask Barak what is his favorite flavor Slurpee?

[cardinal4]

That made me laugh out loud!

[TexasCajun]

How many times have you registered for a college or a university as a foreign student?

Now Prove it!

[blueunicorn6]

Can I borrow the limo?
If a duck is trying to warn another duck about something thrown at him, does he say “Human!”?
Got any choom?
My uncle says Joe Biden is too stupid to pour piss out of a boot. Is that why Joe makes a squishy sound when he walks?
Is it true that Chris Matthews calls you every night so you can read him a bedtime story? Is it true that his favorite bedtime story is GOLDILOCKS GETS A TINGLE?

[Common Sense 101]

What are you such an ignorant, narcissistic, unaccomplished, self-aggrandizing, no talent, Marxist a$$ clown?

[Fedupwithit]

What Would You Ask Barack and Michelle Obama?

"How can we miss you, when you won't go away?"

[rod1]

How many moving vans do you need?

[mass55th]

What would I ask the Odumbos? Not a god damn thing. I wouldn’t talk to them if they were the last two pi$$-poor excuses for human beings on this earth.

[Doc Savage]

You win!

[BuffaloJack]

I would ask for his resignation.

[hummingbird]

How many spaces do you still have under that bus?

I’m sure there are plenty more you would like to throw under it.....

[winkadink]

None. The answer would not be the truth.

[The Wizard]

when will you get out of DC and go back to Chi town

[Pagey]

1.) Islam is very dis-respectful to the Female Frame: Would you concur w/ Islam’s assessment that Muslim Women everywhere deserve to be subservient to Men? 2.) You have an amazing habit of leaning forward when you meet the Leaders of the Free World; will you please finally Admit that you Bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia?