Posted on 07/26/2012 11:40:12 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Obama: 'My Upcoming Birthday Next Week Could Be the Last One I Celebrate as President' Daniel Halper July 26, 2012 1:31 PM
In his latest fundraising pitch, President Barack Obama writes, "My upcoming birthday next week could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me -- it's up to you."
This July deadline is our most urgent yet, coming after two consecutive months of being significantly outraised by Romney and the Republicans.
And if you pitch in $3 or whatever you can before midnight tonight, you and a guest will be automatically entered to join me at my birthday get-together next month:
https://donate.barackobama.com/My-Birthday
Thanks. Hope I'll see you soon.
- Barack
Now its just become weird...
Hey O
maybe next year you can have both Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright pop out of a birthday cake for you IN CHICAGO!!!!!
Aw Poor Bamby...(Not)!
I sure hope so! A nice birthday gift for the country, Mr. President, would be if you would kindly release your college admission applications and transcripts for public review.
All in favor say “AYE” !
From your big mouth to God's ears buddy.
> Obama: ‘My Upcoming Birthday Next Week...’
Prove it by showing your birth certificate.
A year from now he will have assumed the title Dictator?
Damn straight, skippy.
Personally, I’m hopin’ for some change.
What a whiney wiener. And he is supposed to be the leader of the free world? He is pathetic.
And if it is, it will give us all something to celebrate.
ME...ME...ME...ME...ME...MY....MY...MY...MY...MY....MY....I....I....I.....I....I...I...I.....
Bizarre statement. People are out of work. Business owners are stressed about the future...and he rights as if we should be upset that he may have one birthday bash left at the white house?
Head scratcher....
“could be” needs to be replaced with “will be”
He use more personal pronouns than an opera singer warming up in the wings.....................
My hope is that my upcoming birthday is the last I will celebrate with der Fuehrer in the office. It would make the following birthday even happier and more meaningful.
FUBO & FAD
Dear Jesus Christ, father whom are in heaven, please, please make it so!
Just now got this email—
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.
Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good”, said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”
“Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”
Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town”, said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip &Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog poop!” Then I would say, “It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.
“Prove it by showing your birth certificate”.
That will be the day!
I want selective service, social security, and passport records as well.
Desperate
Via con Dios, Bammy.
Me, me, me, me, me! It’s ALL about him.
Same with many in the news media today. How many times do they have to interject how a situation affects them or how they feel about it.
Weather readers...because that’s what most are today...often tell people how their lawn is brown, or they had to shovel their car from under a snow bank.
Yes there is such a thing as “relatables” but it has gone way too far!
“I Wanna Talk About Me”
TOBY KEITH
We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you’ve been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you’ve been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we’re gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and where you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
It’s all about him, not the country.
Your Best Friend - The English Beat
I just found out the name of your best friend,
you been talkin’ about yourself again,
and no one seems to share your views.
why doesn’t anybody listen to you kid?
how come you never really seem to get through, is it you?
talk about yourself again, you.
talk about yourself,
always you, you, you.
talk about yourself again.
again, again, again, again.
Unbelievable!
So now voting for President is based on who we want to celebrate their birthday in the white hut?
ok
I’m glad we no longer have to deal with that color issue.
the commie kenyan usurper’s birthday is july 22nd....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7F0k7fsUg
Well with this kind of ‘experience’, when “O” is defeated he can at least apply for a job as a circus barker or a TV promoter for Ronko Vegematic!!! :)
It is likely that his birth wasn’t registered or that Kenya did not have a mandatory birth registration system in place at the time. So when he was adopted Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Birth (COLB), which the state also issues when one changes a name.
“could be” needs to be replaced with “will be”
Actually “as President” just needs to be DELETED.
Aye!
I will drink to that!
Please Heavenly Father make it so!
Now its just become weird...
Does anyone know the cut-off date when these disgusting emails will stop?? Is everyone in the USA getting these? They are invasive and offensive...and I can’t seem to block them.
Nov. 6th
His birthday next week WILL be his last.
Prediction: By 8:00 PM on November 6, 2012 the presidential election will be called for Romney
“All in favor say “AYE”!”..........
Wow! What a wonderful thought AYE, YI, YI!
And, on behalf of my niece whose date of birth was also 4 August 1961 (in Missouri), how wonderful to have her own birthday back without the Narcissist in Chief ooohing and aaahing all over the place about HIMSELF!
I’ve got news for BamBam. My niece’s life has been a lot more productive than his has, and she did it all herself without Affirmative Action. She did not have to hide her college/university grades when she got her Computer Science degree and her MBA either.
golee gee - let it be.
maybe next year you can have both Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright pop out of a birthday cake for you IN CHICAGO!!!!!
I like your gusto!
And I love your tag line. (Nanny Bloomberg ---BITE ME YOU PUTZ) LOL!!
She built her own roads and bridges?
< / O'bama >
I think we’ll all be celebrating that.
An appeal to pity is not exactly a power move for a President. Let’s hope he doesn’t dye his hair orange.
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