Posted on 07/25/2012 2:11:08 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican
In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man - husband of six - was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife in east-central Benue state.
Uroko Onoja, a wealthy businessman, was having sex with his youngest wife when the other five women attacked him with knives and sticks, demanding that he have sex with all of them at once.
Onoja, who resisted their attack, was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top, Nigeria's Daily reported.
Onoja stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed.
According Onoja's youngest wife, five other spouses ran into the forest realising that their husband is no more.
Village head Okpe Odoh said that the matter had been reported to the police, who have already arrested two of the wives following the incident last week.
The Mighty Fembot has spoken!
The attack with knives and sticks probably had more to do with the man’s death than the forced sex.
At my age, if I have an erection lasting more than four hours I’m gonna fall down on my knees and thank God, the heck with the physician.
Because they want to!
Just kidding... I'm happily married, and wouldn't want it any other way. :-)
>> Rules.
Considering what we already know, I’m thinking we might want to break the rules on this thread.
Heh.....I'd be happy with more than one hour. So would Mrs. Windy.
I think .. LOL
Lawlessness on FR? Tell me it ain’t so! Break the Rules??????
How does a woman rape a man? Isn’t that like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank?
Six wives raped the man according to this news item:
Nigerian man raped to death by six wives
From online dispatches
A Nigerian man was killed by his six wives after they forced him to have sexual intercourse with them all, the Daily Post has reported.
The man, Uroko Onoja, reportedly married six women after he became rich.
Five of the wives came at Onoja with knives and sticks in jealousy after seeing him entering his youngest wife’s room to demand that he have sex with all of them, according to reports.
Onoja reportedly stopped breathing when he was going to bed with the fifth wife after having had sex with four of his other wives.
The five ran away after they saw that he had died, according to the youngest wife.
“Suddenly, my husband stopped breathing, and they all ran out, still laughing, but when they saw that I could not resuscitate him, they all ran into the forest,” the youngest wife said.
Two of the wives were arrested by police and the others are still being sought, the report said
July 23, 2012
Death by Snoo Snoo!
I don’t believe the story one bit. I think it’s BS.
>> Isn’t that like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank?
Yeah; for a meaningful analysis, we’d have to know the size of the piggy’s slot.
There are people in this country who pay good money for this type of treatment.
>> I don’t believe the story one bit. I think it’s BS.
Why *wouldn’t* you believe an anecdote out of Nigeria?
Are you saying they might be less than truthful sometimes?
How DARE you talk about my sex life like that!
Q: What’s the punishment for polygamy?
A: Multiple mothers-in-law (or in this guy’s case, multiple wives).
He died with a smile on his face!
Forget calling a physician. I’d call EVERYBODY!!
Greetings GeorgiaDawg32:
Reminds me of a pre-PC era joke my instructor, a neurosurgeon MD told us in EMT school.
A blushing shy young man walks into pharmacy asking female pharmacist what the pharmacist can offer him for dealing with a priapism. Female pharmacist is very curious. She learned about erectile dysfunctions in medical school, but never encountered such a situation.
The pharmacist nonchalantly glaces at the young man’s extraordinary huge crotch bulge, and can’t believe her eyes. Pharmacist tells customer “just a moment,” heads back to office and calls her most trusted medical school instructor, a female neurosurgeon, for some advise.
After the telephone conversation, she says to the young man, here’s what I have to offer:
I can offer you half-ownership of my Pharmacy business. Provided we close the pharmacy for the next seven days. We’ll immediately visit the justice of the peace and begin our honeymoon this afternoon.
Cheers,
OLA
They would have sex, he would take another Viagra, have sex again, etc, etc until he died.
Something similar may have happened with this guy.
Do you really think being attacked with knives and sticks is going to put a smile on his face?
-DEATH BY SNU SNU-
Somewhere a 6-year-old kid is giggling.
Eh, how do we know the youngest wife didn’t poison the rich geezer and frame the other five so she gets it all?
Clearly the best succinctoid of the week. Haw. sd
Onoja stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed.
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Onoja started with his youngest wife (who was slim and quite attractive), but shortly, upon looking at his other five wives, and thinking more about what they were demanding, began squirming and kicking his left leg at them. His second wife (who was not quite so slim, but attractive) strode towards the bed and sat on Onoja's left leg.
Onoja became angry and began kicking his right leg, and then his third wife (who wasn't really very slim, but was passibly attractive) moved in quickly and sat on Onoja's right leg.
Onoja, in his frustration, began waving his left arm in a threatening manner, but his fourth wife (who was definitely not slim, nor considered attractive) rushed forward and sat on Onoja's left arm.
Onoja, now quite upset tried waving his right arm at them, with his fist balled up in a threatening manner. His fifth wife (who would never be called slim again, and was long past ever being called attractive) managed to sit on Onoja's right arm, effectively ensuring that Onoja could not move his body in any direction.
Onoja, now red-faced with anger began cursing his other wives, threatening them with dire consequences if they did not release him immediately. In doing so, Onoja rapidly turned his head in all directions, trying to find an escape from his predicament.
At that moment, Onoja saw his sixth wife (who was so large that he had been secretly calling her "the hippo" in whispering sessions with his youngest wife, and who was so unattractive that he sent her out to scare away all the village children when they became bothersome) advancing towards the head of the bed. As she turned away from him and raised herself up, he heard his other wives yelling "make him stop flailing his head about!"
As a shadow moved across Onoja's face, and the light reaching his eyes became dimmer, he suddenly realized exactly how she planned to stop him from moving his head about. Oh No!, he yelled out, straining with all his might against his captors. Then his heart screeched to a stop, as did his breathing.
Onoja, the rich man with six wives, the envy of every other man in the village, was no more!
For six wives ye shall do all the booty thou art able;
And for the seventh, get laid out on the table.
Ping
‘Counts as suicide’.
Only if it’s bonifide. Then it would be a bonicide.
To whom in Nigeria should I send my inheritance? That story was priceless....
Futurama’s greatest episode:
“The sentence is…death!”
“Awwwww!”
“By snu-snu!”
“Yeaaaaaay!”
What I wonder is . . .
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How did they enter the murder weapon into evidence???
No, I don’t. I’m sorry that you didn’t read further into this thread.
Look out those girls are packing!
38s and 44s.
I always love those sweater girls.
When I was married I WANTED to...
The man has only one ‘member’
He named it. He figured it deserved a name since it made most of his decisions.
Hmmm... Something about this story just doesn’t stand up to critical analysis...
Wow, 72 harridans... Where do I sign up? /s
Please, please, no one ask for pictures. I cannot imagine how ugly these native women look like.
Obviously a false story. Everybody knows Nigeria has jungle, not forest.....
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