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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

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To: Silentgypsy

Pressure cooker or open bath?


451 posted on 07/10/2012 2:28:13 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
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452 posted on 07/10/2012 2:37:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Bye


453 posted on 07/10/2012 2:38:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

YES!!!! Please...;)


454 posted on 07/10/2012 2:54:12 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: Monkey Face

Wait!!! What about the spaghetti recipe?


455 posted on 07/10/2012 3:18:23 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Monkey Face

I sent you some pennies! You didn’t spend them all on champagne already?!?

I’d send Jamie to do your hair, but that would be cost-prohibitive. Mine is just really short again, like it was back in May.


456 posted on 07/10/2012 4:02:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (And I'm like, "So we die. Whatever.")
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To: Cyber Liberty

Pressure cooker. Added lemon juice to lower pH. Mr. Sg takes care of those details. I do the prep. (Tired old lady.) Gotta get pH strips to be more scientific about this stuff.


457 posted on 07/10/2012 7:15:26 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Pressure cooker. Ummm. Let the cooker cool down slowly or the sauce will boil over and ruin the seals.


458 posted on 07/10/2012 7:29:13 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; ColdOne

Here’s the link:

http://www.canning-food-recipes.com/canning_tomatoes.htm

Since I’m a noob at canning, I’d trust Face’s input more than mine.


459 posted on 07/10/2012 7:51:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; ColdOne

One more thing: I used sweet basil as opposed to oregano because nobody I grew up with put oregano in sauce—they only used it on pizza. G’night!


460 posted on 07/10/2012 8:02:52 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty; ColdOne; fanfan; Scoutmaster; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; ...

461 posted on 07/11/2012 3:21:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Buy me a Land Shark and take me to Anguilla.)
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*UGH*

The ClownPosse trollsite is alive and well.. and going by a new name these days.
And their trolls are SO annoying!


462 posted on 07/11/2012 5:49:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

“Out for delivery!”


463 posted on 07/11/2012 6:26:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Awwwwwwwww
Off to the no-kill shelter.
Have a great day, y’all!


464 posted on 07/11/2012 6:33:53 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; ColdOne; All

Spaghetti Sauce

1-1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef1-1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef
1/2 diced green pepper
1/4 cup dehydrated onion flakes
1 tsp (+/-) dehydrated garlic flakes
1 lg can of tomato sauce
1 tsp sugar
1 rounded tbsp Italian herb mix
1 tsp oregano


465 posted on 07/11/2012 6:42:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Cook meat over low heat, making sure it is well crumbled, add green peppers, onion and garlic; Add tomato sauce, sugar and herbs, stirring well. Simmer for about 15 minutes. Serve over al dente spaghetti, or any pasta.

Make sure to have a nice salad and some Texas Toast garlic or garlic-cheese bread. Enjoy!

I usually add about a tbsp of water to the sauce can to get the leftover sauce out. It will simmer away.

Your sauce will be thick and tasty. And I didn’t mean to split up the recipe, but I hit the wrong key somewhere, and all the computer wanted to do was delete!


466 posted on 07/11/2012 6:52:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

The bunneh had better watch out ... Yellow Cat was on the lawn when we came home from the library an hour ago.

The Spanish music bunneh came after dark last night. Maybe I’ll take a book and a casserole over to Asuncion tomorrow. Currently I’m working on “Turkey Meatloaf with Feta Cheese” for our supper (DP thawed a lot of feta), and Mexican Potato Casserole for Bill and Andrew, who will turn up at some point tonight, starving. They and some others are going to a concert all day today.


467 posted on 07/11/2012 8:50:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

While I was Out getting groceries, I saw this little single-egg frying pan. It has an egg-shaped chicken on the handle. I picked it up thinking it was going to be flimsy and apt to tip back, but to my surprise, it was very well balanced.

So I got it. I decided to use it this morning, and had an egg, a slice of rye toast and half a grapefruit. The little pan heats evenly and the egg was poifect!

We’re only supposed to be up to 111 today. But we do have some light cloud cover, so it is icky out. Thirteen % humidity.


468 posted on 07/11/2012 9:57:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

thank you


469 posted on 07/11/2012 10:40:35 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

I hope you and hubby enjoy it!

*hug*


470 posted on 07/11/2012 11:44:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Tax-chick

Perhaps Yellow Cat will be intimidated by the size of the package the bunneh has.

*ahem*


471 posted on 07/11/2012 11:48:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

it is one of his fav foods of all time. Thanks **hugs** back at ya’!


472 posted on 07/11/2012 12:22:08 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

:o])


473 posted on 07/11/2012 12:23:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

The pan sounds really cute. Looking forward to the bunneh ...

I’m about to put the meatloaf in the oven, and then I can start the next thing.


474 posted on 07/11/2012 1:17:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

I hate dragging out the cast iron pans (the stainless are largely unused due to lack of dinner partners...) and the little Foghorn Leghorn seemed perfect; the balance is what made me buy it. I held it at the end of my index finger and it stayed balanced. The little wuzzer was $7 but if i use it for a year before it dies, I will figure it was an awesome purchase!

Don’t know what I will have for supper...the pan will be saved for intricate brekkity preparations, exclusively!

:o]

Maybe I’ll just stick with yogurt for supper, since I take so many pills at night. Late morning is my big meal.


475 posted on 07/11/2012 1:27:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

The package bunneh eluded Yellow Cat and all other predators and arrived at my door. I’m so excited! I can’t remember the last time I got something I really wanted that I could never talk myself into buying even though I didn’t need it. Pat is explaining it to himself in an obsessive-compulsive polysyllabic mumble.

Meatloaf is almost done, and then I can use the oven for the potato casserole. I dropped four eggs on the floor, but Ash helped me clean up.


476 posted on 07/11/2012 2:42:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

Could you please DarkFAX a slice of meatloaf, some leaves and a small helping of potato salad to me? Thanks!

I am so happy that I could give you something that you have wanted! I know exactly how it feels to say, “Later.” I am just now (the last five years or so) getting over the guilts from buying something I have always wanted but couldn’t get past the “but he needs this, and she needs that...” stuff!

Please enjoy it, and remember that wherever it is placed it will be accurate for that particular area! I love mine! Beautiful, fun and educational!

Pat will ‘splain it all! ;o]


477 posted on 07/11/2012 2:51:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: LibreOuMort; Tax-chick; redhead; All

I have to head for the air mattress.

Please, everyone, keep LoM in your prayers for the next two or three days. She needs Divine Intervention, and I can’t do it alone. Ping all those you know with faith and belief.

She is a wonderful FR sister and she needs bolstering and courage and insight.

I’m off to bed! XOXOXO


478 posted on 07/11/2012 3:00:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

See 478. Get your rosary out!


479 posted on 07/11/2012 3:51:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Monkey Face

The DarkFAX accidentally plastered the meatloaf all over the kitchen.
Then some hideous transdimensional entity tried to come through, so we shoved a statue into the rift to seal the breach.


480 posted on 07/11/2012 4:24:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; null and void; ColdOne; ...

Glad to hear it.

No complaints here. Well, maybe some, but who cares? ;-)

Do any of you Tweet? I do a bit, and I sometimes wonder if it wouldn’t be quicker to chat through twitter, than wait for the FR servers. It could free up the servers for important, political threads.


481 posted on 07/11/2012 6:09:42 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; Tax-chick

What’s going on?


482 posted on 07/11/2012 6:11:56 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: katana

late to the thread...the expanding cake is the best!!


483 posted on 07/11/2012 6:34:40 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Darksheare
...so we shoved a statue into the rift to seal the breach.

Well, that explains the grimace, and the funny walk...

484 posted on 07/11/2012 7:07:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012: MITT HAPPENS)
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To: fanfan

I established a Twitter account to follow some hilarious activity involving Obungle. Otherwise, I don’t go there. If you establish a reason, I’ll go.


485 posted on 07/11/2012 7:28:27 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: fanfan

I don’t tweet, I also don’t has a book made from a face.
Social media thingies I stay away from.
Mr. Zuckerburg and his privacy ‘tweaks’ concern me enough to stay far away from his baby.
So I stay away from all of them.


486 posted on 07/12/2012 4:56:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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487 posted on 07/12/2012 5:04:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: HKMk23

Hey, how was I to know the dimensional breach was actually part of a larger entity?


488 posted on 07/12/2012 5:43:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

It’s a mistake anyone could make.


489 posted on 07/12/2012 6:22:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

It kept the transdimensional baddies out though.
Soo I guess it worked out alright?


490 posted on 07/12/2012 6:27:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Anything that keeps the transdimensional baddies out is a win. We have enough problems of our own.

For instance, I keep dropping eggs.


491 posted on 07/12/2012 6:30:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

You aren’t dropping them, the floor is stealing them.


492 posted on 07/12/2012 6:31:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I think Ash is making me do it - she gets to clean up when I’ve dropped an egg (or four).


493 posted on 07/12/2012 6:40:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

Now THAT is a retired greyhound.


494 posted on 07/12/2012 6:47:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Ash put the capital R in Retired.

DP and I were pushing Kathleen around the block last night, and we met a family with a couple of strollers and an “Italian greyhound.” It was about half the size of Ash, and not retired.


495 posted on 07/12/2012 6:51:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: Tax-chick

Not retired?
Meaning it was trying to do the warp speed thing all over?


496 posted on 07/12/2012 6:52:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I was sorry to hear about the Meatloaf Disaster. I suppose it’s beyond recovering?...


497 posted on 07/12/2012 7:46:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Tax-chick

You’re not dropping eggs: you’re conducting Gravity Checks in various parts of the kitchen. *snirt*


498 posted on 07/12/2012 7:50:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Monkey Face

I think so.
It came through the DarkFAX and promptly ploaded.
*hissed, puffed up like a toad and then exploded.

It has been scraped off the surfaces in here and used in horrible experiments.


499 posted on 07/12/2012 7:52:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Wellden...The DarkFAX Meatloaf Disaster shall be in the annals of The Unexplained Food Attacks forevermore.


500 posted on 07/12/2012 7:56:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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