Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

CBS Local (Miami) ^ | 5-26-2012

[Renfield]

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.

The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend....

[DH]

I would imagine that the sight of one man eating another is not an uncommon sight. I understand that Miami is a strong gay stronghold (wink, wink) if you know what I mean. Men each other all of the time.

[DariusBane]

Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!

[SpaceBar]

Face, the other white meat.

[toldyou]

Ewwww....

[caldera599]

How much do you want to bet drugs were involved?

[SMGFan]

Time to call Dexter Morgan of the Miami Police

[upchuck]

Was the eater’s name Hannibal?

[EEGator]

Depends, did they find fava beans and a bottle of Chianti?

[Renfield]

Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!

Yes, and I have just the thing for you:

http://failblog.org/2012/01/28/white-trash-repairs-there-i-fixed-it-ak-chainsaw/

(By the way, Doublestar is located in my home county....)

[costpointer]

Come on now, we’ve all done stupid things...

[woofie]

I had to shoot two of em last week... they must hibernate in the winter

[al baby]

Brings a whole new mean to “Eat Me”

[rhinohunter]

One less Obama voter...

[ConservativeDude]

two obama voters

[Tench_Coxe]

Did they make sure to shoot both in the head? Got to stop the zombie outbreak before it gets rolling....

[rhinohunter]

Is the faceless guy dead too?

[raybbr]

There’s something weird about a man named “Renfield” posting a story about a man eating another man’s face.

[House Atreides]

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT think that members of the Occupy Movement are engaging in hyperbole when they hold up signs saying “Eat the Rich”!

Plus, don’t get naked in public when you’re in Miami.

[Vendome]

They shot an unarmed man?

/s

[Albion Wilde]

Paging Horatio Caine...

[chemicalman]

If the officer had these, he'd only shot once.

[tflabo]

Same sex Faceism has evolved.

[Albion Wilde]

One of them said, “Gimme somma yer dope, man.”

And the other one said, “Hah! Bite me!”

[GreenHornet]

Poilce were called after the man stopped a passing motorist and asked: “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

[blueunicorn6]

“Were you shot while gnawing somebody’s face off? Did you suffer pain, embarassment and possibly death? The caring lawyers at the offices of Shyster, Finagle and Takem stand ready to help you get justice. The courts have ordered billions of dollars to be set aside by meth dealers to help pay you. If rats can gnaw on people’s faces, why can’t people gnaw on people’s faces? We’ll help you put an end to this discrimination. Call us today!”

[BRK]

Seems to me Drudge missed the headline.. “It Begins - Zombie Attack in South Beach” would be better.

[353FMG]

This has become a man eat man world.

[Verbosus]

Quote:
“There’s something weird about a man named “Renfield” posting a story about a man eating another man’s face.”

That in its-self is food for thought.

[GreenHornet]

When your cable TV goes out, you become confused and depressed.

When you become confused and depressed, you get naked and run down the causeway.

When you run naked down the causeway, you meet other naked people on the causeway.

When you meet other naked people on the causeway, you become angry and start eating their face.

When you eat someone's face on the causeway, the police gun you down.

Don't get gunned down by the police while naked and eating another person's face.

Get Direct TV instead.

[Karliner]

Gives new meaning to “suck face.”

[Darksheare]

They didn't have a Zombie Plan.

[Karliner]

This has become a man eat man world.

Well, only because Obama ate the neighbors doggie

[Empireoftheatom48]

Bravo- Great post!

[Paleo Conservative]

One less Obama voter...

Don't count on that.

[HollyB]

Hahaha!

[A'elian' nation]

Terrific Post.
Love those Direct TV commercials.

Be expecting a call from their ad dept.

Hard to say when art imitates life or vice versa anymore.

[tflabo]

"Might as well face it their addicted to love" blood.

[AmonAmarth]

Sodomites and Muslims are the two riders of the Pale Horse of the Apocalypse: Death and Hades (Rev. 6:7-8). Once Sodomites control the West and Muslims control the East (both near completion), these two minions of Satan will turn on each other and conflagrate the earth, bringing the Apocalypse. Then the righteous will be taken to their glory in the Kingdom and the unrighteous will be “cast into the furnace of fire, where there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth” (Matt. 13:42). Alleluia!

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Any pictures yet? Was the cause of the attack nature or nurture?

[Lancey Howard]

Or,

"Might as well love it, they're addicted to face."

[Lancey Howard]

[Huebolt]

Oh come on. You can see a face off every few minutes at any ice rink...

[MinuteGal]

"There's something weird about a man named 'Renfield' posting a story about a man eating another man's face."

A weird coincidence is more like it. Renfield is the insect-eating madman who skulks on the periphery of events in Bram Stoker's "Dracula".

Who can forget the iconic scene in that grainy old Dracula film of Renfield in his padded cell grabbing flies on the fly and popping them alive into his mouth!

(....those 10-cent Saturday matinees at the local Bijou were the days, my friend).

Bon Appetit!

Leni

[MinuteGal]

Forgot to ping you to #44.

Renfield, I see by your profile page you prefer fish to flies on your dinner menu.

er....of course, you may use flies to catch the fish.....eek, nevermind......

LOL

Leni

[R_Kangel]

..... OMG..... It’s the start of the Zombie Apocalypse!!!!

[Gator113]

LOL....

[Thrownatbirth]

Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival

Ah, say no more....

[jch10]

Perhaps it is Gay Beach Weekend in Miami, as it is here on Pensacola Beach.

[R_Kangel]

..... I wonder how long it will take for this new South Beach Diet to catch on?