Posted on 05/13/2012 6:36:31 AM PDT by Kaslin
I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that we dislike gays … it’s just that we really like girls. It seems no matter how long we spend in PC rehab compliantly undergoing the most stringent psychotherapy to rid ourselves of our knee-jerk to your mate choice, the simple fact is that heterosexual guys don’t “get” gays.
Heck, we don’t understand women. What makes you think we’ll ever understand a man who doesn’t like women yet acts like Richard Simmons? You just rifled right over our heads. In addition, not only are most men incapable of comprehending what a man sees in another man, we also don’t care to try to because The Bucks of Tecomate is on—so can we all just shut the hell up with the gay stuff and watch David hammer a ginormous 12-pointer with double drop tines?
Please, PC police, you’re wasting your time on the heterosexual tribe trying to get us to green light that which is incomprehensible to us. Just like the homosexual, we are quite happy with our sexual bent and our own world, so leave us alone, por favor.
Now, this doesn’t mean that heterosexuals be hatin’; it simply means we’re focused on women, which by fiat causes our paths of camaraderie to part. No, this is not a phobia and doesn’t mean we have a Clay Aiken voodoo doll. It’s just the funk of nature from which there is no evolving.
Speaking of evolving, this week Obama “evolved” in his opposition to gay marriage. That’s rich. The next thing you know he’ll have his hit men at WaPo try to pitch Mitt as a gay hater by citing a sketchy incident from Romney’s high school days. What? They just did? See, I told you so. And call me weird, but I’d be careful, folks, with any “evolution” on matrimony that parts paths with the Son of God’s definition of marriage (Matthew 19:3-9). But that’s just me—and 98% of people inhabiting the earth from time immemorial.
That said, in the spirit of continuing diplomatic relations with homosexuals, you, the gay person, have to help me out a little bit. If girls are so icky and men are so mondo-jovial, why do you and a lot of your reps take on feminine mannerisms and dress? I would think that if you were going to be gay you would at least be a man about it.
It’s the same thing with many lesbians. I don’t get you. When I hear you speak it’s always, “Men suck. Men are beasts. Women rule,” yet some of you ladies dress and act like men. You wear men’s Dockers and Polos and have a short man’s haircut. You look more like Al Franken than you do a woman. One would think that a lesbian would embrace femininity in all its glory kinda like Al Gore cuddles junk science. Where am I going wrong?
And lastly, when it comes to the topic of gay marriage I don’t have a problem with it unless, of course, Liza Minnelli remarries David Gest. I am vehemently opposed to allowing that circus to come back to town.
Seriously, I don’t have a problem with gay marriage as long as you don’t call it “marriage,” taxpayers don’t have to pay for it, and you inform us up front who the “female” is in the relationship. (Should you decide to adopt, that detail will assist us in buying Mother’s Day gifts for the special … uh … um … man.) Which brings up another imminent cultural conundrum: I guess we’ll soon have to dispense with Mother’s Day altogether, right? It’s either that or retail stores will have to modify their Mother’s Day product lines to accommodate the gents now on the list.
Geez … evolving is complicated.
Now, there’s a great point.
GREAT post....made me literally LOL several times, yet gets the point(s) across extremely well.
Big-time bump. :)
If two homosexuals adopt a child who of them is going to get Mother’s Day gifts and cards?
Yep Mothers day is going to get interesting, kind of like Fathers Day in say Detroit;-)
Hey no problem, Zero will just sign an executive order changing the names to Maternal Day and Paternal Day. Gender not an issue. Probably in his post election stack of stuff.
“If two homosexuals adopt a child who of them is going to get Mother’s Day gifts...”
Interesting question, Kaslin. I can only imagine that the couple won’t celebrate the holiday at all. Or, they would refer to it as “breeder’s day”. I’ve noticed a “push” in the last five years or so for “International Woman’s Day”. I have wondered if that day won’t soon replace Mother’s Day.
Now who will get the Father’s Day gifts if two lesbians children?
Mothers Day and Fathers Day will eventually be done away with. It will be renamed parenting day.
He’s right——lesbians are women attracted to women, but they want a woman who looks and dresses like a man. What’s up with that?
Is he being disingenuous, or is he just ignorant? All evidence points to the fact that homosexuals are not "quite happy," but are actually, seriously, psychologically disturbed. Alcoholism, drug addiction, violence, suicide, compulsive promiscuity, "bug chasing" ... these are not the characteristics of a demographic that is "happy with its sexual bent," but of a group whose "bent" is a symptom of very deep problems.
I'm not sure why heterosexual men want to pretend that they differ from homosexuals in only one little way. Does Mr. Giles want his readers to think that he's compulsively in pursuit of anal sex ... only with women instead of men?
More problems, However Hallmark cards and the other outfits will probably make some extra money cranking out all of those endless variations.
Mat 19:3 The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
Mat 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Mat 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Mat 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Marriage isn't even for men and women unbelievers. A marriage consists of man, wife and God.
trust me, my sis in law is gay it is weird and I can’t bring myself to go there.
Ugh, that can’t be easy.
Gay marriage won’t make Mothers Day any more perplexing than Father’s Day is in our inner cities!!
“Parents’ Day” solves the problem, no?
I can’t find the quote, but in “The Kiss of the Spider Woman” William Hurt’s gay character poignantly tells his cell mate something like, “I don’t want a gay man: I want a real man. But a real man wants a real woman.”
I have always maintained that I couldn’t care less where some guy puts his penis (as long as it isn’t anywhere close to me or my wife), but that the true reason people don’t like gays is their unbridled, obnoxious Narcissism. These recent “Gay Week” celebrations (forced yet again on us through the media) is another prime example, and I think we’re all getting really sick and tired of having our collective consciousness assaulted yet again with the perverse demands of these deeply troubled individuals.
What they want, and can never have, is the unanimous, exuberant, unconditional approval and admiration of society, and, with their need for our love unrequited, their rage seeks to destroy everything we hold dear.
Another piece of media crap is the idea that Obama has finally “evolved” to this position. Evolution is never a finite process towards some ideal (Liberal) end point, such as the media and Obama here posit. As an example, Ancient Greece “evolved” to a very pro-gay attitude just before devolving as a civilization, and a similar course of decadence played out in Roman history as well.
Anyway, I digress. My day needs to evolve to more pleasant and useful areas. :)
LOL! I actually like Clay Aiken, but that's FUNNY right there! Looks like his long lost son.
I dislike gay activists.
I don’t generally dislike gays because generally I don’t go around my day looking at people wondering if they are or not. They don’t broadcast it and I prefer it that way because I don’t really care.
I don’t think they give cards lesbians receive a snap on tool and gay males receive a jar of KY jelly?.
Doug Giles rocks. I figure the homosexualist and feminist activates are going to demand the criminalization of Mother’s Day before too long. I know that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is against it.
‘I can’t find the quote, but in “The Kiss of the Spider Woman” William Hurt’s gay character poignantly tells his cell mate something like, “I don’t want a gay man: I want a real man. But a real man wants a real woman.”’
Never saw that film(and don’t plan to ever do so) but in a strange way that kinda makes sense. Essentially, he’s a woman. Another gay man would be like another woman. And if they got together, that would make them lesbians. :?
‘I have always maintained that I couldn’t care less where some guy puts his penis (as long as it isn’t anywhere close to me or my wife), but that the true reason people don’t like gays is their unbridled, obnoxious Narcissism. These recent “Gay Week” celebrations (forced yet again on us through the media) is another prime example, and I think we’re all getting really sick and tired of having our collective consciousness assaulted yet again with the perverse demands of these deeply troubled individuals.
‘What they want, and can never have, is the unanimous, exuberant, unconditional approval and admiration of society, and, with their need for our love unrequited, their rage seeks to destroy everything we hold dear.
‘Another piece of media crap is the idea that Obama has finally “evolved” to this position. Evolution is never a finite process towards some ideal (Liberal) end point, such as the media and Obama here posit. As an example, Ancient Greece “evolved” to a very pro-gay attitude just before devolving as a civilization, and a similar course of decadence played out in Roman history as well.’
Very well put.
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