'My junk was junked!' Geraldo Rivera claims he was 'manually raped' by a TSA employee

Daily Mail ^ | 11 May 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

[CaptainKrunch]

Fox News host Geraldo Rivera caused another controversy today by claiming that he was 'manually raped' by a Transportation Security Administration officer (TSA).

Making the serious accusation on 'Fox and Friends' this morning, the 'Geraldo at Large' host said that the incident happened on a recent trip to Afghanistan.

'I got manually raped by a guy,' said Rivera.

'This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it.'

Causing co-host Gretchen Carlson to raise her hand to her mouth in mirth, the flamboyant broadcast journalist had been asked to comment on the recent removal of a toddler from a plane who was branded a terrorist.

  

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[JudgemAll]

Rivera discovers that when the government machine smart bullet flies, he cannot stop it with the flip of a button like he does with his dildo.

[lightman]

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Why do they call a man’s manhood ‘junk’?

[cripplecreek]

I feel intellectually raped every time Jerry Rivers flaps his gums.

[darkwing104]

Let's see if he goes back for more...

[jazusamo]

C’mon Rivers, I’d bet it was no big thing.

[cripplecreek]

Somebody should ask the TSA if he’s really Jewish.

[mountn man]

Probably not the first time he had his jewels fondled by another man.

[StAnDeliver]

The TSA guy went home and microwaved his hands.

[CaptainKrunch]

I hate the TSA as bad as anyone, but you gotta admit, Heraldo claiming he got "manually raped" is just plain funny.  As a matter of fact, it's fricken hillarious. (haha!!)

 

[allmost]

Don’t mess with the stash. :)

[guitarplayer1953]

"Why do they call a man’s manhood ‘junk’?"

Because it only works part of the time and sometimes when you don't want it to work at all especially during puberty.

[jazusamo]

LOL!

What a squirrel he is.

[skeeter]

Why do they call a man’s manhood ‘junk’?

Obviously because the term user's privates are useless.

[hosepipe]

Payback is a bitch... he’s been raping TV viewers for years..

[Lazamataz]

Will this be sufficient to get him, and others, constantly and verbally violently protesting this TSA (Touch Someones Ass) insanity?

[DNME]

If someone as well-known as Geraldo Riviera (goof that he is) can’t go through TSA without a groping, have we not yet reached the obvious conclusion, folks?

This is not about security.

This is a demonstration that the government has complete control over you. Right now it’s only at the airport ... oops, and train stations ... and some highways ... but it’s all about control. They OWN you and you’d better realize it quickly.

Like hell they do.

[MotorCityBuck]

No doubt he will be burning through those frequent flyer miles now!

[SirLurkedalot]

LMAO!

[Cuttnhorse]

LOL!!

[StarFan]

I don’t believe it for a minute. This buffoon was invited to discuss why a toddler was removed from the plane. Instead, in typical Geraldo fashion it became all about him and whatever story he could fabricate to make headlines. Why he was sent to Afghanistan again is beyond me. Didn’t he do enough damage the last time he was there almost telling the enemy where to find the troops?

[carriage_hill]

Makes a great new tagline; thanks, I needed one!

[carriage_hill]

Four letter word? Like... nah.

[TexasFreeper2009]

they touched his vagina?

lol

[printhead]

that would be “mangina”. lol

[bigbob]

Impossible. For there to be rape there had to be penetration, and Geraldo’s head would have been in the way.

[Morgana]

I have to ask. Sorry but I have to.

Geraldo has junk to be junked?

[GeronL]

I have no idea and I do not want to know.

But now that I know what “junk in the trunk” actually means, I wish I didn’t

[COUNTrecount]

“Geraldo At Large”...........maybe not so much.

[Chode]

[353FMG]

‘I got manually raped by a guy,’ said Rivera.

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But did he mention if he enjoyed it or not?

[X-spurt]

Zactly!

[verga]

Yep everyon3es a liberal till they get manually raped by the TSA.<PGonna just say it... It couldn’t have happend to a nicer guy!

[PalmettoMason]

So, the TSA is issuing TWEEZERS to their agents now?

(I hope we are not paying $400 each for them, since it is the government buying them.)

[twistedwrench]

LMAO!!!!!!
took ten minutes to reply :)

[Aquamarine]

What a drama queen.

[Rocky]

TSA = Touching Sensitive Areas

[Chode]

8^) sad but true...

[capt B]

Nov.20010,a man was being searched by TSA and someone standing nearby was using his camera to film the search. At one point the agent got too close to the man’s “parts” and he shouted “don’t touch my junk”. It was one of the first time an airport search was filmed. This particular one, with the phrase that became famous, was aired (there was the video) and discussed on tv for days. You tube “don’t touch my junk” and see the video