Woman Charged With Prostitution Using Hot Dog Cart To Solicit Clients

Drudge Report ^ | May 4, 2012 | Carol Gusoff

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Detectives with the Narcotic Vice Squad in Nassau County were investigating Catherine Scalia, 45, of East Rockaway, and became aware she was offering up more than kraut and relish from her hot dog cart on Sunrise Highway in Baldwin, according to police.

Scalia was arrested Thursday after authorities said she offered to engage in sexual conduct at her home with an undercover detective in return for money. The undercover officer bought two hot dogs and noticed suggestive business cards offering services you don’t usually get from a food vendor, CBS 2′s Carol Gusoff reported.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Full Title: Cops: L.I. Woman Charged With Prostitution After Using Hot Dog Cart To Solicit Clients

OK, so its a slow news day.

In addition, after all the heavy sheet we have all been discussing of late, a little levity is called for to lighten the mood of all who are down/depressed over the prospects of having to vote for Mittens or worse, face the prospects of another 4 years under the FASCIST, Neo-Commie, Dear Leader.

Moreover, Freepers being the masters of the double entendre, this story will be fodder for those who wish to pull out (no pun intended) their better lines.

Oh, and of course, their is the obligatory pic which in and of itself (what a bow wow) is what convinced me to post this, as I pondered who would possibly pay ($150) to have sex with her? Laz? Secret Service Agents? lol

And this is the business card she was handing out:

Have at it!

[Savage Beast]

Oh.

From the title I thought maybe she actually used the cart. I was ready to admire her imagination.

[driftdiver]

Quite a manly looking hot dog girl. In St Petersburg Florida they used to have these but they were very cute.

[nevergore]

Too easy....

[winodog]

Looks like Sean Penn in a new role

[NurdlyPeon]

So many jokes about ‘serving hot dogs’.... I just can’t pick one.....

[mrs. a]

A “roach coach” in every sense of the word...

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Ignatius J. Hooker

[RoosterRedux]

[stylecouncilor]

Street meat ping.

[RightOnline]

Some punchlines just write themselves.

[Venturer]

At least she isn’t on welfare or unemployment.

[BigCinBigD]

Free enterprise is dead!

[Rocky]

I guess you knew that picture was bound to come in handy some day. LOL.

[petercooper]

[Daffynition]

[VRW Conspirator]

In St Petersburg Florida they used to have these but they were very cute.

Ahhhhhh yeahhhhhh.

[OldMissileer]

Laz. Your name is mentioned so I thought you would like to take a gander at this thread.

[Dr. Ursus]

Dang,I pass this truck every day!

[goseminoles]

Quite a manly looking hot dog girl. In St Petersburg Florida they used to have these but they were very cute.

You remember that? The ones in the g strings??

[Joe 6-pack]

Scalia’s fault!

[Erik Latranyi]

Do you know why they don’t have a vegetarian hot dog eating contest?

Because they taste like ship!

—Ron White

[freebilly]

That picture is disgusting! No one in their right mind put ketchup on a hot dog....

[ResponseAbility]

[elcid1970]

Dirty Harry once said that nothing, not even blood spattered dead bodies, disgusted him as much as watching his fellow cop put ketchup on a hot dog.

[ResponseAbility]

[baddog 219]

And they were dressed in bikinis... And Hot! There was one on the Causeway that would dance as she made dogs.

[Covenantor]

Looks like Sean Penn in a new role

LOL! Exactly my first thought. Spicolli ends his dope fueled gender confusion. Let Freud deal with the "hot dog" selling symbology.

[CrazyIvan]

I hope all the clients used condomints.

[gov_bean_ counter]

You never know what is in a hotdog either?

[eCSMaster]

Uhhhm, ketchup or mustard?

[Pollster1]

I wondered why we hadn't seen Obama's dog, Bo, recently.

[Delta 21]

Bigger is usually better.

[Larry Lucido]

Depending on the time of the month, you just may get ketchup on your dog.

[Larry Lucido]

Grey Poupon is $50.00 extra.

[RightOnline]

What actually cracks me up the most about this stupid picture is Michelle’s (at least, I THINK it’s Michelle) reaction in the background.

“Oh you GO, honey!!! Show dem white folk how itz DUN!!!”

[MARTIAL MONK]

My weiner ain’t going in that snitzel.

[crosshairs]

[Eye of Unk]

I noticed a while back on my commute route a young woman with a gas jug trying to get a ride, thing is I saw the same girl and gas jug doing this on a daily basis, either she was a complete moron about filling her car or she was simply panhandling for gas money.

[PGalt]

Looks like Sean Penn in a new role

ROFLMAO! Thanks, winodog! Laugh-of-the-day BUMP!

[momtothree]

Daffy, Daffy, Daffy! LOL!

[wiggen]

You can read Moochelles mind there as she clasps her hands.
“The whole thing baby,take the whole thing.”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Aaaaggghhh!! Gack! Eyewash, stat!

We were all expecting this...

[paul51]

that’s a man, baby

[sanjuanbob]

RE: Your picture of Obama eating a hot-dog

Have you ever noticed that in every picture you see of him eating on the fly, he always uses his right hand....yet whenever you see him signing something, he uses his left hand. Is he a left handed liar?

[Gritty]

Have you ever noticed that in every picture you see of him eating on the fly, he always uses his right hand

It's pretty simple, really.

Muslims eat only with their right hand. They use their left in lieu of toilet paper. I'm sure he wouldn't want any additional, er, mustard on his hot dog.

[freebilly]

SWhoa...! Easy there...!

[Daffynition]

Is there still a bikini-car-wash in Tampa?...*that* was a show stopper....the traffic always backed-up on that block. IIRC, was called *Baywash*.

[Daffynition]

Huh? Wha?

[momtothree]

Girl... you crack me up. Why do I get the feeling that you were sent to the principal all the time?! LOL!