Too bad he wan’t equipped to Trayvon a few of them. Around here it’s turkey season. That means you have a reason to carry a shotgun.
Folks usually get dinner plate eyeballs when they’re looking at the business end of a twelve gauge.
Do your remember the scene in the beverly hillbillies movie where the guy pulled a pistol on jed? Jed raised his double barrel, “that’s nice. This here is what I carry.”
End of conversation.
Yep, it's an effective eyelid simulant for shore.
Don't forget the sidearm and the hi-cap mags.