[Vinnie]

My barber is ripping me off.
He charges me the same as someone with hair.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Started shaving the old gourd when the cul-de-sac look wasn’t working for me anymore. :)

[Straight Vermonter]

My barber is ripping me off. He charges me the same as someone with hair.

You and me both. I finally broke down and bought a hair clipper. The cheap side of me overcame the lazy part of me.