Posted on 05/01/2012 8:22:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Not true, the closest is Rush saying Romney’s last speech was all Conservatism. If one has listened to Rush long enough they’d know he was saying Romney has to be pushed to the right.
Looks like this is gonna be a slow thread day. Shame because Rush is doing a good job.
high speed low pass from a lurker...........
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed lost 50 pounds on Ensure. He was happy!
it wasn’t Ensure that contributed to the weight loss...they shaved his back
I understand he was a contestant on “The Biggest Loser: Gitmo.”
Jose made Leslie Stahl look like a fool. I wish Rush would play that clip over and over.
Now that is just nasty...
HOUSE was excellent last nite
nasty was using that hair to weave goat hoodies
This book blurb Rush is reading is making me puke.
What was it about?
I haven’t watched House in years. It got to be there was some kinky plot every episode.
don’t even go there...we’ll eat the Nats up like pecan pie coolin in a kitchen winder
Johnson: “we’ll have the black vote from here to eternity”.
Makes me sick too.
Wilson got the cancer......went home to die and HOUSE saved the day
probally used lots of skittles
Rush went on to talk about but not name apolitical voters.. not the independent apartisan voters who do not ID with either Party but know the issues (there is recent book that defined partisan, apartisan, and apolitical voters; by Dalton)
IMO the "nonpartisan" media other than just the MSM heavily influence apolitical voters by respecting PRESIDENT! Obama and parroting the tedious lies about Bush, Cheney, and Tea Party types. Mostly the "nonpartisan" media do it on purpose to influence the apolitical voters who do not pay attention to issues and never listen to conservative talk radio but love idiotic TV shows.
Jose, can you see ? By the dawns.....
Jose can hear too ...he taped his conversation with Pelosi Galore
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