Ohioan Becomes First Woman To Join List Of Arrestees With Terrible Forehead Tattoos

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 30, 2012

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If you thought terrible forehead tattoos were limited to male perps, meet Jamie Calloway.

The 33-year-old Ohio woman was arrested last night and booked into the Montgomery County jail on a misdemeanor menacing by stalking count.

According to a Montgomery County Sheriff's Office spokesperson, the alleged stalking victim is a female corrections officer whom Calloway "took a liking to" during a prior jail term. Calloway allegedly has slashed the woman’s tires, called her home, and sent her packages in the mail.

Calloway, who is being held in lieu of $10,000 bail, is scheduled to appear in court today at 11:15 AM. Her rap sheet dates back more than a decade and includes collars for obstruction, criminal damage, domestic violence, theft, trespass, aggravated menacing, and drug possession.

Similar forehead ink on arrestees can be seen here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

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My 800^th Thread...

[Berlin_Freeper]

When she looks in the mirror...

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Sooooo.....when she looks in the mirror, she sees what Obama eats?

[fungoking]

At least the last guy got his tattoo right.

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No. she’s still a girl in the mirror...

[AppyPappy]

After the tattoo:
Her: It’s backwards
Artist: No it’s front...
Her: I’m lookin right at it. It’s backwards.
Artist: You are looking in a...
Her: I’m not payin for a backwards tattoo

[SparkyBass]

"...4 and they will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads."
Revelation 22:4

a confused interpretation, methinks.

[almcbean]

Did you hear about the amnesiac, agnostic, dyslexic?

He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

[no dems]

Ignorant skank. One of these days, she’ll commit a crime that will get her off the streets for good.

[stockpirate]

How sad, I would hate to think about what in the world could have happened to her as a little girl to turn her mind in to this type of confusion. Any one who wants to see people in hell, look at her she is already there.

[alexander_busek]

Did you hear about the amnesiac insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Regards,

[Tenacious 1]

That’s so hot!

[CSM]

Yet it is the rich elite’s fault that she is poor! America is so unfair that she just can’t get ahead!

[Tenacious 1]

Be sure to look through some of the other “Forehead Art” winners.

There are some folks that could use some help in there.

Can you imagine having to interview someone with a forehead tat? I’ve interviewed a lot of people in my career and I would go right to the tattoo.

“Tell me the story that ends with a tattoo on your forehead.”

[UCANSEE2]

Congratulations!

And... did you put me on the Nutjob Conspiracy pinglist or am I gonna have to get ugly?

[SpinnerWebb]

Or, did you hear about the amnesiac, agnostic, dyslexic? He forgot there ever was a Dog.

[catman67]

That really stands out on a job interview. No wonder she can’t get a job!

[SpinnerWebb]

“Tell me the story that ends with a tattoo on your forehead.”

Not much to tell, really. I passed out at a party once...

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You have to threaten to sic the Mod Squad on me.

[Baynative]

I keep going on interviews, but no body hires me.
They all cop an attitude before they even get to know me.

(note: Jolene must be proud)

[dfwgator]

Yep, it just screams out, “Hire Me!” /s

[CitizenM]

These are the people who claim to be so poor. Yet they pay for tattoos, have silver and gold teeth, often wearing gold chains and earrings, wear designer jeans and shoes, etc. Do they pay for those things with food stamps? /sarc!!!!!!!!!!!

[almcbean]

I blew it big time-I amnesiacked the joke.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

How did The Smoking Gun miss this one:

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[rjsimmon]

a confused interpretation, methinks.

Correct. The passage says His name, not His job description.

[coon2000]

now that guy is just a blabbing idiot.

[Kozak]

“terrible forehead tattoo” is redundant. They’re terrible by definition......

[whd23]

How did The Smoking Gun miss this one:

Because it's not a mugshot?

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,,, I suppose I just don’t understand the yutes of today ,,, The tattoo over his eyebrows should read ,,,, SHIT HEAD ,,,,,,, . . .

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the_devils_advocate_666 ~ How did The Smoking Gun miss this one

whd23 ~ Because it's not a mugshot?

Give her time...

[Cyber Liberty]

The “Reject” one cracks me up...

[PetroniusMaximus]

“My 800th Thread...”

An auspicious posting!

[dfwgator]

My 800th Thread...

Whatever, N00b! ;)

[Drill Thrawl]

Do they pay for those things with food stamps? /sarc!!!!!!!!!!!

No, we do.

[Hoffer Rand]

now that guy is just a blabbing idiot.

Sadly, he's worse than that. That guy, already in jail on other charges, killed the police officer who was escorting him to a hearing. Shot him with the cop's own gun. I hope they fry him.

[Lazamataz]

If you see someone with teardrops, they’ve killed and they’re proud of it. Each teardrop is a murder.

[Moltke]

She’s smiling because she will soon be reunited with her paramour.

[JAKraig]

hat in the world could have happened to her as a little girl to turn her mind in to this type of confusion. . . . .
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After a three month patrol a bunch of us would hit the beach. We would invariably get pretty drunk, we would usually find our way back to the boat and many would wake up in the morning with a new permanent souvenir of the previous night. I just don’t think I could ever get that drunk.

[coon2000]

Wow. I did not know that. I would shoot him myself if I could. POS.

[Hoffer Rand]

Yeah, it happened in June 2007. He and his attorneys have used multiple delay tactics to keep the case from coming to trial. It still hasn’t. And I misspoke. He wasn’t being taken to a hearing. He was being escorted to get an MRI, having complained about back pain. While at the medical facility, sometime during that procedure process, he overpowered the police officer, took his gun, and shot him in the head, then escaped, prompting a police chase. They caught him a little later.

You’re right. He’s a POS. I believe in due process, but while he and his scummy lawyers delay and prevaricate, where is the justice for the officer’s family?

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If you see someone with teardrops, they’ve killed and they’re proud of it. Each teardrop is a murder.

Used to be that way, but grade inflation has descended to teardrop tattoos:

In the United States, it can mean the wearer has killed someone and the number of teardrops may indicate the number of killings. It can also indicate the number of years served in prison or the loss of a loved one or fellow gang member.

[jonno]

Phew - safe in the Green zone!

[stockpirate]

Drunk isn’t what got her that tat, it is deep self hatred....when she looks in the mirror it says, DOG.