Posted on 04/27/2012 9:16:14 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Jose has a new book on Amazon.....check it out...Im going to pre-order it
Now all time greatest hits!
I can see the new Ensure ads now:
“Recommended by 9 out of 10 Al Qaeda Terrorists. And Dick Cheney.”
If they really wanted to torture the residents of Club Gitmo, they would play Mark Belling on an endless loop.
Or Mark SEE-MOAN! LOL
ROFL!
You need to tweet that to Rush.
Our kids used to “torture” me during trips by singing the theme song from a Saturday morning Godzilla cartoon.
....sometimes they’d go on for an hour, howling with laughter at the end of every verse.
Only way I could find to shut ‘em up was to join in, which would cause Grandma to lay down the law on all of us. (Plus cause surrounding traffic...plus lions and tigers and bears, oh my...to flee in all directions.)
I am delighted that Rush is giving so much attention to this “young skull full of much”. We NEED to cultivate the minds of the youth away from the liberal horsechit and back to reality!
long phone call.......Ensure = the new lead
Stahl is like Sawyer....both go slit eyes in deep sigh for drama effect..........I used to think it was to suppress a fart
it’s only 11 am here....I spewed coffee
lmao
I fiond it comical because Ensure is a high protein beverage not merely for the “elderly” Good grief, my musclebound son drinks it from time to time when he is in a hurry to go somewhere and wants a protein load. I find it equally amusing that Leslie Stahl is so damned ignorant that she thinks it is only for people in the hospital..GEEZUZ! They sell it at the freakin grocery stores!
Wow, a lot of old timer suicides on that thread now.
Stahl is a casting couch affirmative action chick
Are people being zotted?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Good catch ;-) (I have never been known for “reviewing” my posts for typo’s
OK, stop doing an “Advertising guy” tease on us... ;-)
What thread you talking bout?
From conversations I’ve had with the grandkids (19yo down to 7yo twins), those lib teachers must go home every night with migranes from trying to indoctrinate even the lil’ bits.
The 19er may be further to the Right than I am, his baby sis (15yo) is about the same and the 5th grader flat told his “Science” teacher that GW was a “bunch of crap” and cited me as his source.
(The only way I heard about that deal was when I asked our daughter why the boy needed to take a copy of my resume to school to give to that same indoctrinator.)
ROTFLMAO
damn that’s funny.....BTW...when you are REAL mad....spellin is a crapshoot
A lot of opus’ on this thread of very long time FReepers.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2877089/posts?q=1&;page=401#430
Or is it “opuses”?
OMG is this kid still asking Rush questions?
I was gonna say “OPIE” but thats Andy Griffiths son ;-) and OPI is a nailpolish.....so lets run with your “opus’” until the grammar police get us both ;-)
wanted an ipod and a bed
hehehe
bingo
Looks like you’re going to have to double down on your infomercials.
Good grief, that thread is scary.
damn....Big Jim Thompson is some pissed on his thread...
IM giving that thread a read...If this crap keeps up, there will never be any end to the FReepathons LOL
It’s really getting nasty.
The grown-ups seem to be winning though.
Hang on to your seat...this is going to REALLY make you fall on the floor laughing!
Carney: ‘I never lie’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2877247/posts
I’m a lot like you in that I’m bull chargin mad when I am mad and some of this is too cute by half.
the posibility of a Myth candidacy is no freepin secret.
shoot’n those who bought his coffee cups is stupid
and where the hell is BEEKS !
Bound to make the Greatest Hits with Leslie Stall Droppings.
Rush should start a forum.
Is he still talking to this same kid??
It wouldn’t be like here. If he let Libtards post it would turn into a forum like Hannity’s. Which SUCKS.
different yute
it’s true...some have advantages others do not
whoever told Tori Spellin she could act......lied
I thought Chelsea Clinton got canned because she sucked so badly.
She’s not even very attractive. But of course her acting career had NOTHING whatsoever to do with the fact that her father is a big-time producer. No, not at all.
I don’t think libtards or a lot of them anyway would post to his site. I don’t see many when I occasionally check out Becks site. Haven’t looked at Hannity’s in awhile. What happens here if Mitt wins? Self implodes?
Her dad never gave her nothing. Left her nothing I heard too..
Not sure, I dozed off ;)
not attractive ? she eats carrots right out the ground
he told her...get a boob job, get the boot...she said Meh...
he meant it.....she sued later and got some crumbs
I used to post on Ann Coulter’s forum but they let in so many Libtars it was just too annoying. When I called one a “baby killer” who supported abortion the mod asked me to knock it off, I said bye.
Not surprising coming from Ann Coulter, friend of Bill Maher.
Opii?
Wow, Dufner -12...
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