Posted on 04/23/2012 12:07:51 PM PDT by BO Stinkss
A woman is shot in both of her legs by her boyfriend in a bizarre hunting accident. Police say he was trying to shoot a hog.
52 year-old Lisa Simmons of Brandon was shot Saturday night in western Flagler County. She's in serious condition at Halifax Medical Center after undergoing surgery.
Police say 52 year-old Steve Egan thought he was shooting at a hog outside the couple's tent. Police say Egan thought he hit the animal but was unable to locate it when he left the tent.
When he heard a noise in the woods, Egan shot at what he thought was the hog.
Instead, Simmons was struck with the .30 caliber rifle bullet, traveling through both of her upper legs.
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Florida, I’m relieved, when I read Brandon I thought it was Mississippi.
And she told her boyfriend, “Oh, no worries... next week, we’re going out boating on the bay, I’m bringing my 12-gauge and it’ll be my turn to mistake you for a mallard.”
Wouldn't apply anyway. Aardvarks aren't in season.
This is my girlfriend and that is my hog.
No, no - Wait a minute...
THAT is my girlfriend and THIS is my hog.
No, no - Wait a minute...
THIS is my hog and THAT is my girlfriend.
No! No! Wait! Wait! I've got it now!
This one is really my girlfriend - really.
Just ask her.....
How awful on several levels. Sleeping in a tent in the woods, needs to take a pee and gets shot, that’s awful. Then to make matters worse you become a laughing stock because your stupid boyfriend tells the reporter he though you were a hog.
She should have shaved those legs.
Note to hog hunter: Use dogs to hunt hogs, not wifes. I think it’s illegal to bait them anyway.
The guy needs glasses or better looking girlfriend or both!
I was thinking the same....(great minds think alike!!)
I think it would be more like “You may be a redneck if you ever mistook your girlfriend for a hog”.
I am unable to make a judgement without pictures.
I’m tempted to joke about it but when I think of the wound itself... .30 caliber bullet through both upper legs... wow... poor woman.
Sowing the seeds a a great marriage, never mind.
My guess: Mr. Steve Egan was higher than a space shuttle - probably on a combination of booze and meth - when he started shooting.
“Does this make my butt look big?”
In order to preserve my aging eyes, I must abstain.
In further developments she shot him back, and was quoted as saying, “sorry, for awhile there I mistook him for a man!”
I don't care who you are...that's funny.
Bill Clinton was out jogging with his government financed security detail when he came upon a DC streetwalker. As you would expect, he stopped to proposition her. Even using his status as POTUS, he was unable to get her price down to $20, so they did not ‘get together’.
Later that evening, Bill was escorting Hillary to an exclusive formal event and chanced upon the same streetwalker. She gave Hillary a quick look-over and quipped, “See what you get for $20?”
Do ‘hog hunters’ shoot at their prey from inside their own tent?
Seems like it would be an ‘expensive’ sport. Tents don’t come cheap.
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