Skip to comments.Guaranteed. (Vanity)
Posted on 04/10/2012 10:05:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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You don’t need to re-post. We know what you meant! :-)
You forgot #1: He will cheat. There will be major voter fraud throughout the country.
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He used the second post to showcase his vastly-improved spelling skills.
46% of Americans are on some kind of government assistance.
BO is their god.
guaranteed? Nah. 50-50.
*Nothing* is 100% sure.
It's the only one of the options that's a sure winner, and it's important that we head it off at the pass by predicting it and circulating it's prediction widely.
But to be noticed, you must be catchy. This post is certainly intended to be catchy. :)
Oh and don’t forget about the anti mormon threads that run on FR 24/7 by the select few members of the FRinquisition.
Much better. Now the spelling police won’t have to shoot your dog.
If it is Romney, not sure yet how conservatives will react. I think he might win, but I think he is very likely to lose in numbers similar to Dole for the same reasons and some new ones.
Fight like hell through the convention to keep us from being saddled with Romney. If we fail, then we have to figure out what to do at that point. I don't want to think about failure, either to defeat Romney or Obama.
This is not a funny vanity.
This is not a funny vanity.
look in the mirror people...lots of freepers getting the govt goodies too....
don't care about the black vote or latino...or jews either....all crazy...but the white male vote just kills me....
I knew our whites males were increasingly wimpy but to not stand up for your country and vote for the nice looking dark white guy because you want us all to get along, just very, very sad...
Occupy war on rich, yes.
War with Iran, nope, Russia and China won't allow it.
Do you think an 80-85% Latino vote is still possible with what they are doing to Zimmerman? I think they overplayed their race card on this one. The narrative assume he was white. They did everything to make that happen but the truth smashed the narrative. I am thinking more than a few fence sitters will be less likely support the race baiter in chief.
The October Surprise will be that the surprise came in August.
You beat me to it. That's going to be a major problem. But unlike the other items on Lazamataz's excellent list, no one outside of FR types and maybe Rush will talk about voter fraud.
1.War With Iran: One-hundred-percent chance of Obama going to war with Iran in August of 2012. This will be a cynical pseudo-war intended ONLY to benefit Obama with the very-long-demonstrated rally-round-the-President phenomenon. August also gives the proper time frame to allow the momentum to build in Obama’s favor, and yet not be long enough of a ‘war’ to garner popular anger. It also prevents the Republicans from having enough time to educate the public about this hideously-cynical Machiavellian move.
2.High Gas Prices as a Positive: The War with Iran will allow Obama to claim he is doing this to reduce gasoline prices, or prevent them from rising. This is nonsense, of course: It will be launched for political reasons and his Transportation Secretary pick, Steven Chu, has long been on record as favoring very high gasoline prices.
What you are *guaranteeing* is that Obama will engage in the ever popular “War for Oil” campaign that Bush started in Iraq some 10 years ago.
No way. I disagree 100%.
The only way we engage Iran in conflict is if they attack Israel.
I don’t think Iran is going to wait until August.
Interesting thesis, but Obama isn't quite rational, and he'll provoke Iran any way he can. He will NOT 'allow' Israel to participate, he hates Israel.
I think you underestimate Romney. He did not make a huge fortune by being a wimp. He knows there is more than one way to skin a cat, and will play the nice guy while it suits him, but no longer.
Don’t agree but time will tell.
Carter was “winning” until he lost in a landslide...
I don’t see how a “race war” helps Obama. Any riots that occur will be in the major cities where the liberals live and they won’t like it much and won’t be able to claim that another 4 years of Obama will some how cool things down when it all is happening on his watch to begin with.
Most liberals are unarmed and won’t like living in fear in their own homes.
The problem is, he will probably get his conflict, but things may spiral quickly out of control as China and Russia join the conflict on the side of Iran, or simply the side of HELL NO AMERICA.
So says The Great Lazamataz.
I agree with you both. I’ll add this to your factors:
Being as how Mitt Romney is the GOP nominee, at minimum 10% of conservatives abstain from voting for POTUS. Possibly, as high as 18-20%.
Factor that in, and I’d Obama wins by 10 points quite handily.
There may be a few(sic) left that think Obama has good intentions..
Probably only democrats and Romney voters..
Romney voters just think Obama is overdoing the socialism A BIT..
Santo voters are just pissed off about abortion.. but love the Unions..
Newt voters know the boy is a whore as well.. but if you screw him and not pay... HE WILL CUT YOU..
I got my money on the “b!tch” from Georgia..
He might not “win” but he talks dirty...
I pray you are right. And if I am wrong, I will be the happiest wrong-vanity-poster ever.
In fact, I promise, if I am wrong that I will post a naked picture of myself as pennance.
>>.lots of freepers getting the govt goodies too....<<
Ya got that right. In fact, I would venture to say, most of us are. I take that child tax credit, for sure.
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Please note these lines: “Please do not take this as a license to do nothing to prevent it. It is best that we go to our fate knowing we did all we could to stop it. We must know in deep in our core that all our hearts and souls were poured into thwarting the plans of this tyrant.”
80-85% of the Latino vote
65% of the Jewish vote
30-35% of the white male vote
THE Buckhead? Holy cow. This goofy n00b thanks you for your contribution to FR legend.
I disagree as to any ‘guarantee,’ and I disagree with most of your points.
1. War With Iran: I simply can’t believe that this Pres. is going to war over anything. He doesn’t have the backbone.
2. High Gas Prices as a Positive: No, I think it is a huge negative. People vote their pocketbooks. This is an established and sometimes unfortunate fact.
3. Race Wars: No question he will continue to prime that pump. We as a people have a part to play, though, too. Are we going to get into it, as blacks or whites? Or are we going to name it when we see it and refuse to participate? There is hope here.
4. Lies about the Economy: No question he will continue to lie, however, people are having their own experiences. In my close family there are a Dem and a Green who have been out of work for a LONG time, and simply can’t find work. No amount of lies about the economy will convince them that things are going well.
5. Occupy Wall Street: Will continue with MSM support, however, they have totally jumped the shark. Even in the SF Chronicle, when they have a story about Occupy doing this or that, 95% of the comments are ANTI.
So I don’t see things nearly as bleakly as you do.
You forgot to mention a very key element.
48% pay no taxes
42% are on some form of Gov’t program.
These folks have a vested interest in the Status Quo - you can expect a VERY large percentage of them to vote, at least once.
Meanwhile, even here on FR - there are a substancial amount of people who are TOO FREAKIN’ LAZY to do their civic duty, and either refuse to vote for Romney (for either his religion, or his various stances), or will do a write in candidate to make some moral point. A vote for a write-in candidate, or a failure to even vote - is a vote for Obama.
The only real problem is the Republican voters picked the worst possible candidate to run against him.
Please don't. I don't know that I could take all the "I would NOT hit that" posts that would be sure to follow.
Programmers can’t spell. ;p
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