Skip to comments.Nude maid service may be against the law
Posted on 04/09/2012 2:18:53 PM PDT by Army Air Corps
LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) - They clean houses, but this new Lubbock business claims to offer nude or partially nude services. It's called Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service.
The owner, Melissa Borrett, tells us she started the business after struggling to make ends meet.
"As a single mother, I had been working a variety of different jobs, including waitressing out at the strip club. I was having to answer to a lot of people," Borrett said.
For $100 an hour she says they will clean your house nude or topless. They opened about a month ago and she says business is booming.
"We've had college students, business people and paramedics. We actually offer a discount to law enforcement," she said.
But is there anything illegal going on?
"We have a very strict no touching policy with this business. There is definitely nothing illegal going on. We really clean houses," Borrett said.
The Lubbock Police Department says otherwise. Coming up tonight on KCBD NewsChannel 11 at 10 we'll tell you how a city ordinance could prevent this business from operating.
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Decolonization didn’t do wonders for Africa, so maybe you’re better off.
You SOB !!!!
Lunch was good the first time...didn’t need to taste it again!
What is next? Nekkid kitchen appliance repair?
The pert about “making ends meet” was sorta funny.
Your question had been answered in spades by a link in Post #5 above, which has just now been deleted by the moderator.
I naively clicked on that link while it was still active, and, well, it just wasn’t pretty, that’s for damned sure...
Wonder when there will be a fag version?
See post 5. Ooops - You can’t.
All I did was hot link to it. But see some of the replies of those who clicked that link. I’m not too popular here today.
.... slinking away.
So she turned out to be a capitalist after all.
You are quite correct. I am curious as to how many of these OWS messages are remoteley genunine.
Must be one of those poor students that is suffering now because healthcare didn’t pay for her condoms.
There is no public exposure inside a private residence unless someone goes out of their way to make it public.
Wouldnt surprise me if some of these guys leave the blinds open
You can't see inside a house during the day regardless of the position of blinds. I doubt that these services are provided outside of 9am to 5pm.
One needs to be a lawyer for this, but today's laws can be interpreted to prohibit anything and to arrest everyone. The government really wants to know what is happening in your bedroom.
One possible defensive move is to claim that the company is run by nudists, and restrictions infringe on their civil rights. I'd think this as a good defense because nudism is perfectly legal in many places, and certainly on private property. San Francisco allows nudism anywhere in the city (not a surprise, though.)
If she isn’t careful, she may become an eeeeevil One Percenter.
I haven’t seen it mentioned yet, but I wouldn’t avail myself of this service. I am afraid they’d use the “Pay for nude” excuse to do slipshod work.
Is that a knee tattoo?
I’ve heard of these wacky occutards tagging various parts of their bodies, but the KNEE???
Who does that?
(I know - I know. Some sleaze of a mother who gets paid to clean houses in the nude. Her children must be so proud of her. /s)
Thanks for pointing that out, Bob!
"...yeah and bring some of...those...whatta mean illegal?..each of you had some last time...and catnip, bring the catnip"
Do you mean to insinuate that the nudity may be a distraction? :-)
That would be an interesting business model. “Lacking real skills in your chosen profession? Take attention away from your incompetence by performing your duties in the buff!”
Years ago when I lived in Des Moines, IA there was a topless oil change place called the Boob and Lube.
It differs because of the liquor.
There are totally nude bars in my state but they serve juice instead of alcohol.
Since they are not an alcohol establishment they allow brown bagging and charge a fee to keep it cold for you.
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