Skip to comments.If You Ain't Got No Condoms, Take Your Broke Ass Home
Posted on 03/04/2012 9:41:56 AM PST by RedMominBlueState
A law student at Georgetown wants us to panic, because if she doesnt have access to free birth control, its going to cost her $3,000 a year! My God, how do the common people function without their diamond encrusted platinum diaphragms? I went to a state school, so my government diaphragm was only sterling silver with turquoise. I know, right? Deprived!
No, actually, when I was in college, I worked at the Student Health Center, where we had a giant silver cannister of freecount emFREE condoms for anybody to grab who walked in the center. Most student health centers do, so if you need free condoms, put your cap on backwards and pop into your local universitys clinic. Nobody will question you. Just grab a handful........
(Excerpt) Read more at misfitpolitics.co ...
The ‘flake’ or Fluke, is a Pelosi re-tread. I’ve read elsewhere that she is indeed all of 32.
Her parents have come out with praise for this slut. “....gee, I’m proud of my daughter and her love of sleeping around...” Only a blue state can produce creatures of this sort. (and public skrewls too)
Oh yeah, RedMomInBlueState, MOVE the heck out of there. Save your family.
5 to 9 bucks at walmart. Since she is so into sex, she can make that at the local truck stop, in five minutes, one old fat boy and ms Lewinsky meet.
I hate being played when I know I’m being played!
This is a good point from the article:
“Why in Gods name would you want to have sex with a man who cant afford a condom? If the mention of God makes you uncomfortable, Ill rephrase the question. WTF, my girls? WTF?!”
Maybe I from a different planet, but men who can’t afford the 75 cents for protection don’t have to worry about it anyhow.
Interesting article comment thread on that link
(lots o’ cursing -forewarned :)
Yeah, I wonder that too. If it's paid-for condoms, this butt-ugly chick would had to have been Flukeing a half a dozen Johns per night....
Somebody needs to write a country music song out of this great line!
Blogger Jammie Wearing Fools did the research on Fluke:
Sandra Flukes Appearance Is No Fluke
and from Byron York:
GOP: Dems ‘played games’ over Sandra Fluke
You simply do not understand what colleges are for. Colleges exist for the sole purpose of providing contraceptives and condoms. If you want an education, go somewhere else.
I would not describe this woman as a slut. Rubbermaid is more appropriate as in I cant afford pills so Ill settle for rubbers.If she cannot find her way to the free condom cookie jar in her efforts to get her hair blown back, she can always raid the Saran Wrap from the kitchen cabinet.
I believe the 3000.00 number referred to 3 years contraception and also the approximate amount she would be able to earn during 1 summer break.
She made no mention of what that summer work entailed.
I just think its a commentary on the Obama economy, that these women’s husbands can’t afford to pay for condoms.
If You Aint Got No Condoms (Take Your Broke Ass Home)
by Brokeback Rug Wranglers, lead singer Sandy Fluke
So let’s do some basic math.
A box of TROJAN-ENZ value PAC contains 36 condoms which retails for $14.25 on-line. $1,000 would be enough to purchase, rounding off, about 67 boxes of condoms. 67 multiplied by 36 equals 2412 condoms. 2412 divided by 365 days in a year equals 6.6 condoms per day. At almost .40 cents per condom you could have sex with 6.6 partners for $ 2.64/day.
My oh my it doesn’t leave much time for studying does it Ms Fluke? So we know what you are now we are just negotiating a price for your services...correct?
It's in the Constitution under "penumbra". **giggle** (I wrote "bra")
LOL... I was just doing the same math....
I’m not sure the girls at the Bunny Ranch use that many condoms in a year.
Georgetown Law sluts sing dis song, Doo-da, Doo-da
Gwine to boink all night long, Oh, de doo-da day,
Goin' to boink all night
Goin' to boink all day
I gave tax money to a five-dollar slut
Limbaugh didn't wanna pay
That said, I don't want any of these idiots breeding, so not only should we provide them birth control, we should bribe them to accept sterilization.
I was always a careful bachelor, so I never became a father during those years, and when it came time to be married I had to lay out the entire cost (about $300) for a vasectomy--to ensure that there would never be any children.
Aetna then (1971) would not pay for any for it!!! Which I thought was stupid, would they prefer to pay the bigger bucks for delivery of a baby? I guess so.
I figure it'll cost about $3,000 per year per girl - and the same for our sons...
Sandra Fluke AND her parents would be thrilled to have their taxes raised to cover OUR idea of what's sexually appropriate and healthy for our children...
Wow! That shure was purdy!
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