“All you suck-up Pubbies keep this shit up, and I’m gonna run. And nobody - on either side of the ideological spectrum - is gonna like my platform.”
Well THAT should bring in the votes!
'Well THAT should bring in the votes!'Ha - my wife and I were walking on the treadmills at the local rec center this evening. They just held the Alabama runoff election and a polling place was in the gym. I told my wife that I could print out campaign posters on the laser printer with the slogan, "Why me? Because I'm not the other guy!", nail them to every other telephone pole in town when an election rolls around, and sooner or later, someone is gonna elect me to something. It might be the neighborhood cat herder, but you can bet people would eventually shrug and think, "Why not?". 
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."