Posted on 04/28/2009 8:19:07 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I am shocked!! shocked!!
Coulda blown me over with a feather!!!
Say it ain’t so
Not sure he was on it, but I’ll bet my next pension check it was his backers and/or cohorts!
I drove a Grand Prix once (Rental), and I really liked it.
My Montana Transport just died with almost 140K. I loved it!!
No doubt there was a union thug on the plane...celebrating their victory over auto makers at the expense of the US taxpayer.
No more GM cars for me, either!!
It was going there anyway wasn’t it??
Might as well give a few folks a ride
I can’t believe even he had the nerve to wear that shirt. The presidential seal is bad enough... but his name on it too? Just in case he forgets who he is? Or in case anyone else forgets?
What an effing-dork.
Gotta show these thugs that the free market trumps their takeover!
GOOD RIDDANCE Arlen, you piece of donkey excrement!
My f-i-l worked at GM for over 46 years before he retired. He’s turning in his grave over this nonsense.
So, it’s official?
He has gone by so many names, maybe TOTUS needs to keep track for him
The Bill of Federalism
“The Bill of Federalism: 10 Amendments to be Proposed to the States for Ratification” as drafted by Professor Randy Professor Barnett, working with the assistance and support of The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition.
http://www.federalismamendment.com/
It’s a shame....how long do you think it will take before the Union runs it into the ground. Sure will make union negotiations easy!
Go Ford!!
Yep....
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/28/specter.party.switch/
May the rest of the RINOs follow suit. Burn down the BIG TENT and toss the clowns and circus freaks like Arlen, McLame and his butt-boy Goober Grahamnesty.
Talk about letting the inmates take over the asylum!!
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