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Could Obama Be Just Too Awesome?
Pajamas Media ^
| March 12
| Frank J. Fleming
Posted on 03/13/2009 9:58:59 AM PDT by AJKauf
It’s unfashionable right now to worry about things. The dark ages of being ruled by a thuggish tyrant are now behind America. By electing Barack Obama (the pinnacle of perfect manhood) our leader, we have entered a new era of enlightenment and declared to the universe that we are no longer feuding beasts. Soon Obama’s extremely targeted and precise stimulus plan will have us overflowing with riches, and his wisdom in all things will bring peace to this world. Then all the troubles we now have will be but fables to scare children with.
Despite all this, though, I still worry. Could Obama have a flaw? Could he be, in fact, too awesome?
Before you grab the pitchforks and label me an apostate, hear me out. Now I am an enlightened individual who fully understands and appreciates President Obama (pbuh), but can we expect the same from other countries with non-Obama leaders? Those people have never produced a person like Obama, not to mention elected him, so it is natural for them to be scared and intimidated by someone so beyond their understanding. To them, meeting Obama must be like encountering Jesus riding a dinosaur — both reassuring and intimidating at the same time. It’s natural they’ll be confused.
Just look at the British reaction to Obama’s meeting with Gordon Brown...
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posted on
03/13/2009 9:59:00 AM PDT
by
AJKauf
To: AJKauf
0bama is Awesome! An AWESOME cancer on America!
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:01:38 AM PDT
by
unkus
To: AJKauf
This needs a barf alert. ;)
To: AJKauf
Finally some one gets it.
Great article, should quiet any critics of The One.
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:03:28 AM PDT
by
Syncro
(I'd rather regret something I did do instead of regretting not doing it.)
To: AJKauf
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:04:49 AM PDT
by
steve-b
(Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
To: AJKauf
“We must remember that while Obama’s brilliant radiance may fill us with awe, it could actually hurt the eyes of those unused to such light.”
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Funny.
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:10:30 AM PDT
by
rightinthemiddle
(I think we're gonna have another civil war.)
To: AJKauf
...I think the article needs MORE sarcasm.
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:13:04 AM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: unkus
MORE SARCASM!
8
posted on
03/13/2009 10:15:23 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:20:48 AM PDT
by
unkus
To: AJKauf
Yes, you can be too overwhelmingly awesome. I have that problem all the time. You just (sob!) live with it...
To: AJKauf
1. Insert knife.
2. Twist.
3. Repeat as necessary.
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:25:12 AM PDT
by
Excellence
(What Madoff is to finance Gore is to global warming.)
To: AJKauf
I wish all our opponents were this awesome.
12
posted on
03/13/2009 10:26:19 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: AJKauf
pssst.....Why isn’t the king wearing any clothes?
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:29:06 AM PDT
by
TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa
(Just so you know, we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Kenya.)
To: steve-b
HAHA..You should put the logo on the stone too..and maybe on his robe lapel and well..EVERYWHERE!
To: AJKauf
Could he be, in fact, too awesome?.....
L.O.L.!...Oh yeah!....Just about as awesome as socialism!
Don’t look at the man, look at what he is saying then you can look right through him!
To: AJKauf
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:39:26 AM PDT
by
BillT
(New Executive Order to abolish the WS Constitution to be signed to save the US Constitution)
To: steve-b
“We are the “0”ne we’ve been waiting for!”
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:46:44 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
To: AJKauf
While the president's brilliant radiance may fill us with boundless ecstasy, it could actually hurt the eyes of those unused to such light.
Hey Flaming Frank Fleming.....
Speak for yerself Nancy boy
Too awesome?
If you and I are seeing and hearing the same stuttering idiot marxist Kenyan, yo momma musta dropped you coconut-side down.
I'll tell you what it REALLY is: You hated Bush so much that you would've voted for a potted plant if it were the democrat nominee. You want to see yourself as hip and cool and as a part of the mainstream and if that means projecting your fantasy politician onto the vapid blank that is 0bama for you personal "boundless extacy" than I think maybe you and the "one" should get a room somewhere.....you sick twisted perv-tard.
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:49:47 AM PDT
by
domeika
To: domeika
Too awesome? Um, I'm pretty sure the article was satire.
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:53:45 AM PDT
by
Momaw Nadon
("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
To: Momaw Nadon
Whoops....just figured that out. Felt good anyway :-)
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posted on
03/13/2009 10:55:17 AM PDT
by
domeika
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