Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax -

Bongo News ^ | February 14, 2007

[UnklGene]

Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax -

OSWEGO, New York — "I saw Bush operatives in the clouds with a snowmaking machine."

These were the words of Virtual President Al Gore completing his term as leader of exploited carbon dioxide molecules.

"It seemed quite coincidental that the same characters who worked on hanging chads and Katherine Harris bank deposits were flying around in Blackhawks working the same airborne machines they used in the Swiss Alps when they had a particularly warm winter in the 60's and needed some white stuff pronto on the slopes," noted the Global Warming Prophet.

"Tipper and I were up Syracuse organizing a mental health lecture for psychotics who refuse to wear winter bathing suits when the gusts of cold air inexplicably masked the heat wave," continued the Walking Warming Wikipedia. "Next thing you know there's a massive stormstorm and I could swear Tipper and I saw Scooter Libby and Cheney handcuffing Patrick Fitzgerald to a flying snowmaker and churning out acres full of the stuff over Oswego. Jeb Bush was up there too yelling for somebody named Frosty while reciting Christmas carols with public school children and crossing himself."

"It's 2000 all over again," added Tipper, carefully administering a shot of long acting Prolixin to the right arm of her agitated husband.

"That's right," concluded the former non-Monica-banging Vice President, hiding in summerwear under a glacier in Central New York. "I told Prince before the Super Bowl to start a party like it was 1999. I guess he was off by a year".

[Snardius]

SNARDIUS CALLS AL GORE A CRUEL HOAX

[EagleUSA]

Good one! :-)

[The Sons of Liberty]

Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax

Goofy Al just can't seem to get his timing down. I think a couple of years ago he was all puffed up to give a speech on global warming and it was the coldest day on record!

[thackney]

[TexasCajun]

I see Dick Cheney has modified his HHG to become the HBG!

Halliburton Hurricane Generator to Halliburton Blizzard Generator!

Where-ever there are liberals, Dick will get 'em!

[AU72]

Algore never had good timing.

In 2000 he tried to go rafting in NH during a drought.

[sanjacjake]

Al Gore has lost it.....He's more concerned about
this stuff than a normal advocate of his theory and
it is having an effect on his psyche...look at his eyes
and his intensity....goofy, I tell you...JK

[Long Island Pete]

Al Gore Calls New York Snowstorm a Cruel Hoax

Someone should inform Al that its called winter.

[Snardius]

Al Gore has lost it.....

Off his meds is what I say...

[massgopguy]

I remember5 when Algore came to Boston for a Global Warming speech at the State House. It was the day that the total snowfall exceeded the height of Major the Polar Bear at the Stoneham Zoo. Major was nine feet tall.

[Vaquero]

"Rove, you Meteorological Bastard!"

[Vaquero]

[Cheapskate]

"Simon Says SNOW!!!!!!

[xcamel]

FReepmail me to get on or off
Click on graphic for full GW rundown

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You know you needed a good laugh about now...

[Lady Jag]

You know, come to think of it, we haven't heard from Oswego for a while!

I hope they're okay.

[Young Werther]

Sure. My Mom worked for Alderney Dairy in Newark NJ and bought milk from the farms in upstate NY including those around Oswego. Right now I suspect that they're shipping Ice Cream to the NY City area!!!!

I guess that ice cream should be named Bush & Cheney and titled Rocky Rove or Patton Pistachio!

[Palladin]

ROFL! Gore's punishment for his insane lies on global warming should be to be banished to Oswego, NY, every winter for the rest of his life.

[potlatch]

Hi Lady! I've been missing you!

[presently no screen name]

It's all the tea he drinks causing him to pee out too many memory cells. :-)

[jr48154]

Ah, Gore. Comic relief. Love it. Meanwhile, here in Detroit, our Free Press blew out page 1 yesterday because one dozen people were trained to hit the streets with Al Gore's slide show. Yes -- a dozen! Double digits, baby. The kind of number that blows you away. /s

Lede: A dozen Michiganders are helping Al Gore carry the message of his movie "Inconvenient Truth," preaching the gospel of global warming with his slides and their words. Main story, 1A. Can't make this stuff up.

The average temp in Detroit this month has been something like 8.

[OCCASparky]

...guys, guys, guys...this is another version of Scrappleface. And if you needed to be told that...

[Lady Jag]

Brilliant names!

They could even be ready to roll without much electricity.

[Lady Jag]

It's good to you see you!   (((HUGS!!!)))

[potlatch]

Hugs to you LJ, hope all is well with you.

[jr48154]

Oh -- you mean it's not real?

Geeze, I'll tell you... some days it's really hard to discern news from satire. Especially with Gore, God bless (help) him.

[Young Werther]

Love yer graffic!

[rabidralph]

This looks like the the Death Star scene from Star Wars.

[marblehead17]

ping

[ichabod1]

Only the first sip, the first taste, of the bitter cup that is to be proffered unto us by Global Warming Climate Change.

[Lady Jag]

Every day is a blessing. How's by you?

[potlatch]

I'm still 'here', lol! Take care!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

AlGore is a cruel hoax on independent thinking people everywhere.

[Chances Are]

I've seen winters like that.

Buffalo and the blizzard of '77.

Back around '70 or '71, up in New Hampshire.

'Course, back then, complaining wasn't the big thing (oh, I mean if you had to shovel, yeah, you complained). People just handled it and did the things they had to do.

Really!

CA....

[devolve]

[Lady Jag]

They blew it again.

[PhilDragoo]

[potlatch]

It's not safe anywhere, Gorbal warming is HERE!!

[potlatch]

The man is a 'goon', 'loon', 'toon'!!

[PhilDragoo]

If he doesn't watch his inflation he'll have a stroke soon--perhaps by June.

[ladyinred]

Great laffs!

[potlatch]

If he doesn't watch his inflation

BALLOON !!  Lol, I forgot balloon.

[potlatch]

Very nice devolve!

[honolulugal]

[Riptides]

Hey Al,
Your birth was a cruel hoax.

[potlatch]

Ahh, I see him peeking out of the window, lol. I like it, did you make it?

Thanks for posting to me.

[honolulugal]

Yes, thanks. Albore is so much fun to make fun of. :)

And I always enjoy yours and devolve's graphics.

[commish]

This is a pretty sad statement about AlGore -- I was all the way to paragraph three before I realized it was satire!!! LOL

[Doc91678]

Guess Gore is selective in his views. If he had come down to Ithaca or Binghamton he would have seen over two feet of snow there as well. That was not Lake effect. Neither was it an anomaly for the season. We normally get a total accumulation of 6 feet each year.

[potlatch]

And I always enjoy yours and devolve's graphics.

Thank you so much, that made my day!!