Funny Answers From Real Students

Daves Daily ^ | 08/17/06 | Unknown

[Froufrou]

Better study, there'll be testes!

[Froufrou]

Pingaroo, I see you.

[Dark Skies]

Hey Froufrou...you're nuts. ;-)

[Froufrou]

How ya doon? Good to C ya...got any new favorite baldy chickies?

[GeorgiaDawg32]

I'd be real interested to know the ages of these students..

[hsalaw]

These were students from the California public schools, I assume. Our education budget is nearly $60 BILLION and we are next to last of all the states in achievement. Thanks, teachers' unions! You're doing a great job!

[Froufrou]

Wow, IIRC CA used to be among the best! Back in the late 70s...

[Dark Skies]

...got any new favorite baldy chickies?

lol...no new ones, but you have reminded me to be on the lookout.

[Froufrou]

Scary, eh? Bet there are some in the upper classes, you know, 8th grade and up... ;o)

[MrEdd]

Sounds like Art Linkletter's Kids say the darndest things show.

[hsalaw]

No longer. If it weren't for Arkansas (I think it's Arkansas; might be Mississippi), we'd be last in scholastic achievement.

[Theresawithanh]

Hee Hee, thanks for the laughs!

I am guilty of a gross stupidity myself, on a test back in junior high. (That's what we called it back then!) On a question in science class about who discovered penicillin, I wrote down William Penn.

[IM2MAD]

I miss that show. We need more like that nowadays.

[Larry Lucido]

I remember a similar story from Catholic grade school. The teacher said a student turned in a drawing of four people in a plane. She asked what it was and the kid said "That's the flight to Egypt." "Who's flying?" "Pontius Pilate."

[Froufrou]

Dang it! Now I can't remember who really did! My friend's son was learning abbreviations when he took a history test asking why it's important to vote.

He said 'because it's a free cuntry,' but he appreviated cuntry in a way that was ~ahem!~ not reprintable here. ;o) But he did get an A on the test.

[Fudd]

A friend just took a job in China. Among the comments he and his wife have heard... "China. Isn't that a city in Japan?".

[Froufrou]

We must have been very good students...see how well we remember those little mistakes?

[ShadowAce]

Now I can't remember who really did!

Marie Currie

[meandog]

Reminds me of a student I once taught in Jr. College in N.C. near the Va. border. Her name was "Gina" and she wanted a prestige license plate that also proclaimed her home state here in Virginia. Hence: VA-GINA. Real story...

[CholeraJoe]

4. How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.

What's the matter with this one? It's true.