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Maimi Herald ^ | Dave Barry

Posted on 02/26/2006 8:00:31 AM PST by nuconvert

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To: apackof2
Wish I could make you feel better.

Doctor

Get some rest.

21 posted on 02/26/2006 2:57:48 PM PST by carlr
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To: apackof2

That is a MAGNIFICENT animal. Wow, I could REALLY joust windmills and rescue damsels in distress astride that mount. But I have my faithful burro and we do our best.


22 posted on 02/26/2006 3:40:21 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: nuconvert
I read this when it first came out, just after I started snowboarding. I loved it, cut the article out and saved it.

Most of my friends in high school were skiers, so I tried skiing at first, but couldn't keep the skis from crossing. Once we (my two instructors and I--public lesson on a weekday evening) figured out which foot needed to be in front, it was a breeze.

ok, yeah, there were some pretty good wipe-outs along the way, but nothing like when I was trying to ski...me on a snowboard is much safer for everyone on the slope than me on skis.

23 posted on 02/26/2006 4:23:10 PM PST by feefee (rovian salt carrier)
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To: apackof2

LOL My kids love to snowboard and as good shape as they are in, even they feel it for a few days after. Me? I'm apprehensive about getting BACK on skis; it's been 20 years... Dave Berry is great.


24 posted on 02/26/2006 5:11:57 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Blurblogger
astride that mount.

Me too but he is not for sale

He is a standing stud at a Paso Fino farm in Florida

Someday I may get a colt or grand colt of his!

25 posted on 02/26/2006 5:17:40 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won't back down)
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To: carlr
Wish I could make you feel better

You have, with your cute and thoughtful Smiley's, thanks

26 posted on 02/26/2006 5:19:05 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won't back down)
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To: vetvetdoug

I am a Texan and I went skiing once a year for a number of years. A one week a year ski trip is not enough to (1.) get very good at it (2.) get your ski muscles in shape so that you CAN get very good at it.

No matter what exercises I did before skiing, they never stopped me from being so sore I wanted to die. I think skiing uses muscles that you never use for anything else.

I gave up skiing when I turned 55 because I realized I had turned into an old person. I knew this because AARP had me on their mailing list and they told me about once a week that I was old. Old people take a long time to heal when they break things so I knew it was time to stop, that and the pain.


27 posted on 02/26/2006 5:45:00 PM PST by Ditter
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Ditter, if God had meant for Texans to ski, He would have made bullsh*t white and cold!


28 posted on 02/26/2006 10:01:46 PM PST by basil (Exercise your Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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