You seem like a very rigid and unhappy person. Please don't attempt to foist that rigidity and unhappiness on to the rest of us, as this subsititute teacher arrogantly did to those innocent children. Do you have children? If so, I'm assuming most of the Christmas specials and movies, including anything with Santa as well as "A Christmas Carol" (oh, no, there are "ghosts" in it!) are off-limits? How sad.
Such a good Christian reply!