Sorry........I didn't read the rest of what you wrote.......... that part made me laugh so much that I figured the rest wasn't worth much either....
(Well, I did read that 'to the fair observer who is a conservative' part at the end, and started laughing again.....)
No more conversation about your skilled observations, Dude. It's off topic and boring.
A sustained barrage of the truth is obviously beyond your reach. Fair enough. Not everyone can handle it.
Simply delightful!