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Fossil Apparently Human Ancestor
AP/Yahoo ^ | 04/06/05 | By MALCOLM RITTER

Posted on 04/06/2005 10:43:45 AM PDT by Vaquero

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To: trebb

Hey, my family, too. What a coincidence! I guess some people just weren't as fortunate.


21 posted on 04/06/2005 11:34:25 AM PDT by mlc9852
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To: Vaquero
An evilutionist was talking with God one day.

God told the evilutionist that He created human life from the dust of the earth.

The evilutionist said that scientists could create life from the dust of the earth too and reached down to grap a handful of dirt.

God said, "Oh no, first make your own dirt."

22 posted on 04/06/2005 11:34:45 AM PDT by Fiat volvntas tva (I believe in order that I may understand. (St. Augustine))
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To: b_sharp
Damn, I'm hungry.. PLACEMARKER
23 posted on 04/06/2005 11:35:26 AM PDT by b_sharp (Science adjusts theories to fit evidence, creationism distorts evidence to fit the Bible.)
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To: concerned about politics; AntiGuv
So why do humans have a backbone that connects to the skull like that of a bear instead of a chip?

Here's scientific proof that man evolved from dogs.







24 posted on 04/06/2005 11:39:16 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Vaquero

OK - I'm waiting patiently for someone to post the picture of that hideous, old, fat woman we see every time a topic like this comes up.....

I just can't bring myself to do it - but I always chuckle when it happens.


25 posted on 04/06/2005 11:41:27 AM PDT by Don Simmons (Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.)
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To: Don Simmons

You're a glutton for punishment.


26 posted on 04/06/2005 11:43:30 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: mlc9852

Let's pray that more folks join the family tree...


27 posted on 04/06/2005 12:08:39 PM PDT by trebb ("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
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To: DannyTN

I'm convinced - lol


28 posted on 04/06/2005 12:13:38 PM PDT by mlc9852
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To: Conspiracy Guy

No green slime in min e either!


29 posted on 04/06/2005 12:20:13 PM PDT by mountainlyons (alienated vet)
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To: trebb

So did he name the monkey "monkey," "mono," "singe," "obezyana," or perhaps something in Hebrew?


30 posted on 04/06/2005 12:37:18 PM PDT by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: VadeRetro

I think he named the monkey "evolutionist", but I'm not really sure...


31 posted on 04/06/2005 12:40:41 PM PDT by trebb ("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
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To: trebb

Extra credit for quick wit.


32 posted on 04/06/2005 12:44:35 PM PDT by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: AntiGuv
...In any case, the skull provided a puzzling combination of human and chimp traits ...

I have an idea. Why don't we just call this thing the Piltdown man?

33 posted on 04/06/2005 1:53:19 PM PDT by curmudgeonII (I've had amnesia once...or twice.)
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To: b_sharp
"Because we evolved an upright stance so we could carry 'piKiniK' baskets." Thats cause were smarted than the a-va-rage chimp (or chip)
34 posted on 04/06/2005 3:35:19 PM PDT by Vaquero ("There is nothing lower than the human race - except the french." (Mark Twain))
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To: Conspiracy Guy

And I'm betting no branches. :)


35 posted on 04/06/2005 8:23:53 PM PDT by HKTechBoy (There is no gray area in Life)
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To: Blzbba

Grandpappy is tending the roses. From underneath.


36 posted on 04/07/2005 5:19:46 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag line stolen. Suspect is one Freeper named Lazamataz. Reward !)
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To: mountainlyons

My ancestors were fully evolved when they got here. I did have a cousin who was a salamander.


37 posted on 04/07/2005 5:21:24 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag line stolen. Suspect is one Freeper named Lazamataz. Reward !)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I did have a cousin who was a salamander.

My cousin ate a salamander.

38 posted on 04/07/2005 5:23:28 AM PDT by dread78645 (Sarcasm tags are for wusses.)
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To: HKTechBoy

Millions of branchs but that is on the home planet. Here we are part of a resettlement consisting of many families spread throughout this planet.


39 posted on 04/07/2005 5:27:11 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag line stolen. Suspect is one Freeper named Lazamataz. Reward !)
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To: dread78645

Your cousin is a killer.


40 posted on 04/07/2005 5:30:41 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag line stolen. Suspect is one Freeper named Lazamataz. Reward !)
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