TOP TEN SUGGESTED DEMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE NAME CHANGES (Losers and Liars Club)

12/13/04 | COPYRIGHT 2004, Use with Permission.

[Liz]

Suffering from a slew of losses, the Democrat National Committte wants to change its name to something that would better reflect it national image and to send a message to voters about what it stands for. Some of the recent suggestions include:

10. Losers and Liars Club.

9. Christian Haters United.

8. Condom of The Week Club.

7. Hollywood Friendship Society.

6. The Bill Clinton School for Interns.

5. Spanglish Spoken Here.

4. Hillary in 2008. (No other Democrats need apply.)

3. Once Upon A Time We Were the Majority Party.

2. The Fun and Games Party.

1. Capitol Hill Escort Service.

[Liz]

Post your suggestions here.

[GaltMeister]

The Clintern party.

[msnimje]

Losing losers and the losers who like them.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

11.) "HalliburtonHalliburtonHalliburtonHalliburtonHALLIBURRRRRTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN -- !" :)

[worldclass]

1. Gaytopia
2. Whigs and whips
3. Generation X-tinct

[BushisTheMan]

Morons and Moore-ons

[msnimje]

And/Or Halli - F'ing- Burton

[arly]

11. Society for a Socialist Amerika.

[Red Badger]

Club Dread.....

[anniegetyourgun]

DNC (no need to change stationery) = Dilatation N Curratage

New motto: The Slash & Burn Party

[Jay777]

The Whiners Party! It's their party and they'll cry if they want to!

[anniegetyourgun]

And only the good doctor Dean should head it up.

[Dems_R_Losers]

Abortions R Us

[paudio]

If he get the job: Dean 'N Co...

[Keith]

The People's Democratic Party of Amerika

[Red Badger]

Party of the Voting Dead.....

[ChadGore]

The Gay Marriage Party

The Abortion Party

[Red Badger]

And only the good doctor Dean should head it up.

and since his head is up his arse he has the perfect outlook perspective.....

[cold_dead_fingers]

Obstructionists R' Us
Soak the Rich Inc
The Grand Old European Party
French Kiss-ups
Appease-o-crats

hehe

[NRA1995]

Not quite topic, but here's the first verse to "Everything Must Go" by Steely Dan....purty well sums up the Dems....

It's high time for a walk on the real side
Let's admit the bastards beat us
I move to dissolve the corporation
In a pool of margaritas
So let's switch off all the lights
And light up all the Luckies
Crankin' up the afterglow
'Cause we're goin' out of business
Everything must go

[cold_dead_fingers]

well, I just saw your "R US" name, after I posted. Just FYI, I didn't purposefull copy you. :)

[Liz]

Losing losers and the losers who like them.........Nice twist on the suggested name. LOL.

[MahaMarty]

The HighTaxNoWarAppeaseTheWorldProAbortionGayLesibianManBoyLoveAssoiciationofNorthAmericaEliteEffetTaxtheRichOutspendOurTaxRevenueSueDoctorsSueEmployersCuttheDefenseIntelligenceMilitaryBudgetRaceBaitingKeepPeopleStupid-crat Party of America.

[Liz]

"Everything Must Go" by Steely Dan....purty well sums up the Dems....

It's high time for a walk on the real side
Let's admit the bastards beat us
I move to dissolve the corporation
In a pool of margaritas
So let's switch off all the lights
And light up all the Luckies
Crankin' up the afterglow
'Cause we're goin' out of business
Everything must go

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Hey great....Mud's gonna love it.

[Liz]

Can't wait to see that letterhead. LOL.

[MahaMarty]

The HTNWAWPAGLMBLANAEETROOTRSDSECDIMBRBKPS

There's their abbreviation, I mean, c'mon, they DO stand for a A LOT.

[E=MC²]

• the opiate for the masses party
• the seven deadly sins party
• satan's coffee klatch party
• the cool table party
• the snobs party
• the "we the beautiful people" party
• the doing what's right in our own eyes party
• the un-principled party

(If it appears that I emphasize the connection between satan and demonrats, read my tag.)

[texasmountainman]

DNC aka New York Times aka CBS aka NBC aka ABC aka CNN aka MSNBC aka Washington Post aka L.A. Times and so on and so forth.

[Liz]

.......yeah, a lot....(gag).....

[eleni121]

ASSociation of girlie men and manly women.

[Liz]

Yeah........Why don't they just name it As*. Fits.

[BradyLS]

The We-Hate-America Club of America

[Liz]

Name sums up the Dims alright. Could not be any clearer where they stand.

[AFPhys]

ASSociation of girlie men and manly women.

Here in the middle of Central NYS, "centrally isolated" Ithaca, we see a whole lot of evidence that this is the major tenet of the present Demodog Party. Even the support of the so-called men for abortion is often based on their transparent attempts of seduction.