Bare-butted cowboy found hanging upside down from fence

ABC 13 ^ | November 30, 2004

[Ptarmigan]

(11/30/04 - REGINA, Saskatchewan) — A real cowboy is never caught without his boots, but his pants are another matter.

Police in Regina, Saskatchewan, found a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence. It seems the Canadian cowpoke had a little too much to drink at an agriculture festival Saturday night.

He tried climbing an eight-foot-tall fence but snagged a pant leg, leaving him dangling upside down. He dropped his cell phone, too. Police say he unzipped his pants to get free, but discovered he couldn't get them off.

He eventually reached the phone's keypad and dialed 911. Officers found the cowboy, still hanging upside down, with his pants down to his knees.

A police sergeant says other than suffering from the cold and embarrassment, the cowboy is OK.

[festus]

Thats his story and he's stickin to it......

[NewLand]

[cyborg]

LOL!

[dangus]

OOH, I just HATE it when that happens!

[cyborg]

heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Bassfire]

Here's his buddies watchin the commotion

[Kirkwood]

His friends call him Lonesome Doug

[cyborg]

:O)

[Ptarmigan]

Yuck! I don't see that with Michael Moore.

[cyborg]

That's because you don't have a stick to hold up his belly.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Shoot, as cold as it was, I'm sure his Labatts wasn't the only thing "blue".

[punster]

"heh... this thread should be good."

I would imagine that he would be the butt of quite a few jokes.

[cyborg]

Ya think? LOL

[MadelineZapeezda]

He moved to New York!

[brazzaville]

Good evening.

Who among us hasn't been bare-butted-hanging-from-a-fence drunk at some time in our lives.

Michael Frazier

[sandalwood]

Hmmm...can't seem to make out what type of beer they're drinkin - need to lean in for a closer look...

8)

[the_daug]

ditto

[KittyKares]

LOL! That was clever -- and hilarious!

[JFK_Lib]

What you guys are going to pretend nothing like that's ever happened to you? Then you're not having enough fun in life!

When you fly high there is always an occasional rough landing as every man should know. But the flying is still worth it.

Stupid journalists making a big deal out of something more common than 'dog bites man'!

:P

[not_apathetic_anymore]

There was just another thread about a cell phone company (in Australia I believe) offering the service where you could blackout numbers before going out on a fun filled drinking evening...thus preventing you from getting "chatty" with the wrong person when blotto.

Now this guy cant even call for help.

There is no justice:)

[stainlessbanner]

The cowboy's name was Archibald Barrashol

[DeepInEnemyTerritory]

In cooperation with the "Ann Coulter rule" (posting pictures of Ann in every Ann Coulter thread) I propose the "cowboy rule."

[NewLand]

Why, thank you ma'am!

[derllak]

Mmmmm.....those cowboys look mighty fine to me! More yummy pics, please!!!!

[quietolong]

A real Cowboy with a cellphone???

A real cowboy wouldn’t be caught dead with one. I would think!

[Petronski]

Remind me never to borrow a cowboy hat.

[Fester Chugabrew]

I was afraid this was going to be another Don Imus thread!

Complete with a Cheney linked fence.

[derllak]

I hope these gentlemen remember to remove their hats when a lady freeper enters the room!

[Bonaparte]

"...found a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence."

I think that's the main event at Canadian rodeos.

[AmericanVictory]

As I was out walkin' the streets of Regina,
as I was out walkin' Regina one day,
I spied a young cowpoke in an upside down way,
all unwrapped and hangin'
all colder than H -- hey
I see by your no outfit that you are a cowboy
all unzipped and hangin' with your butt on display.
I see by his no outfit that he is a cowboy
all unzipped and hangin' with his butt on display.

Wait for the Slim Whitman release.

[Cowboy Bob]

A police sergeant says other than suffering from the cold and embarrassment, the cowboy is OK.

What about the lil' cowpoke?

[sheik yerbouty]

Is this a remake of an Andy Warhol atrocity, "Lonesome Cowboys"?

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

This guy is a Darwin-Award waiting to happen!

[ApesForEvolution]

I'd make up a story like that too if a sheep turned the tables on me...(doh!)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[no dems]

Hmmmm. I think you dated yourself. Only those over 50 remember Dick and Jane.....and Sally and Spot....

[BigWaveBetty]

Only those over 50 remember Dick and Jane.....and Sally and Spot....

Umm, nope. I'm 46 and I remember Dick and Jane, Sally and Spot from elementary school. Wasn't Spot a cocker spaniel?

[martin_fierro]

a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence

He got tangled up with Barb Wire.

Something got lost in translation.

[BigWaveBetty]

Not so sure the boys at Sass could let him join. After the Sass boys hear the fence story they'll be laughing too hard to sign him up.

But the most laughing will be because the boys at Sass are stunned that, there lives a poser cowboy that is a bigger maroon than the boys in the Sass group.

Hoping there was a video camera around to record the party. Would make a great entry for America's Funniest Videos.

[Inge_CAV]

"Bare-butted cowboy found hanging upside down from fence"

"Barely" Pinging you to this thread!

Heh!

[Landru]

Can you imagine this happening in North Hollywood?

...the thought's frightening. {g}

[SC Swamp Fox]

[Pointing like Uncle Sam] "I want ewe!"

[cowboyway]

[cjshapi]

You can't make this stuff up!

[7thson]

Why did I think of Willie Nelson when I saw this headline? 8-)

[hoosier_RW_conspirator]

Back in the days of the Old West, when men were men and sheep were nervous....

[Junior]

Going hand-in-hand with the Uranus remains mystery despite new discoveries thread, this is going to be an interesting day.

[tiki]

Butt how did this happen?

[MamaTexan]

when men were men and sheep were nervous....

LOL! I still remember many years ago when I had to explain to a Yankee what 'stump broke' meant!

[najida]

Yeah!

Where are the pictures!