Japan:New Fat-Busting Microwave Oven Unveiled

Reuters via Yahoo! News ^ | 08/23/04 | N/A

[TigerLikesRooster]

I wonder how meat tastes afterwards.

[IamConservative]

Anyone that would put a good steak in the microwave is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

[saveliberty]

Well in Japan, it probably still would taste pretty good as their beef is the most fat in the entire free world. The cows get massaged daily so that the fat doesn't aggregate.

PS they allow no beef imports.

[RockinRight]

Probably something like shoe leather.

[flashbunny]

probably like the best soy steak you ever had!

[avg_freeper]

Nobody gets fat eating steak.

[norraad]

Thank you!

So many overeducated retards running our collective perspective, it makes me furious.

[sionnsar]

Anyone that would put a good steak in the microwave is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Hmmm... what about an accessory for the grill?

[Willie Green]

The company said the new oven can remove eight times more fat off a 200 gram beefsteak than if prepared in a frying pan,

Well yeah, microwaves have always produced more drippings than conventional cooking methods that sear the surface and seal the juices in.

I wonder how many media idiots think this marketing stunt is actually something "new".

[CarrotAndStick]

How about a few screws short of a hardware store.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I wonder how meat tastes afterwards.

Vulcanized.

[cweese]

Great news for Hillary! I can see her stomping around the well of the Senate with a couple of these strapped to her ass.

[PoorMuttly]

Can Muttly have the fat before they throw it away ?

He always orders "extra fat" when he dines out...even at the ice cream store.

[tiamat]

No kidding!

[Mears]

A steak without fat isn't worth eating.

[tiamat]

Just wait, Willie!

Next year there will be a new "informercial" kiting this thing for "three easy payments of 29.95!"

I can hardly wait....

[agrarianlady]

I don't think it's fat that's causing obesity. It's a calorie issue. Eat more fat and less starch, you will be less hungry and therefore consume less calories.

[tiamat]

A couple of tacos short of a "Fiesta Platter".

[Shryke]

Save, I don't think you're entirely accurate. First, the cows you describe are Kobe Beef cattle. Massively expensive to raise and eat. I believe it is by far the most expensive beef in the world. However, in no way is all of their beef Kobe caliber. Second, I think you are dead wrong on the beef import policy. McDonald's alone imports tons a day.

[pragmatic_asian]

You're misinformed. Kobe beef is raised in many parts of the world and here in California for most of the cows' life. They ship the cattle back to Kobe Japan for the last year in order for it to be legally labeled Kobe beef.