"I realize now that we attacked the wrong country. Tonight, we will correct this error. We have secretly assembled a sizable force which is currently ringing Saudi Arabia. Until this moment, this force of arms has gone undetected and I am now giving the order to my field commanders to attack and drive into the desert the source of all radical Islam throughout the world. At the same time, all assests of the House of Saud have been frozen worldwide and will be used to reconstruct Iraq."
At least that's my pipe dream.
Article is here: Saudi Envoy: Iraq War Was 'Colonial' and About Oil