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Hillary's Parade
November 20, 2001 | Sabertooth

Posted on 11/20/2001 5:40:58 PM PST by Sabertooth

             Hillary's Parade             


The former First Lady has big Thanksgiving plans to rise above her New York troubles.

Stung and swollen by criticism since 9/11, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
charts the course of her political resurrection through the streets of New York City.

"I wanted to find a way to reconnect, to touch the children," she said, "because children love me.
I took a deep breath, and looked deeply into my mirrior. And it was Eleanor who showed me my path."

     "Hi, I'm the new mascot for Michelin Tires!     
I want to show my new home town how to have a parade!"

   

"The balloon was a little snug on me" said the Empire State's junior Senator, "but otherwise I fit right in.
My good and dear friend, Rosie O'Donnell says I'm perfect for this role,
and she's a famous actress in Hollywood, as well as being my good friend.

As she lumbered away, Senator Ms. Rodham Clinton bid farewell, and said,
"Both Eleanor and I believe that Thanksgiving is my perfect opporunity to reinvigorate the values of Woodstock,
for every child in every village, for New York, and for all of America.

See me Thursday… you'll be so thankful for me!"



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1 posted on 11/20/2001 5:40:58 PM PST by Sabertooth
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To: CheneyChick; vikingchick; WIMom; kmiller1k; proud2bRC; Snow Bunny; GOPJ; father_elijah; elenchus...
growl!


2 posted on 11/20/2001 5:42:00 PM PST by Sabertooth
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A turkey in a Yellow sweater???? Slick, what does a turkey say, first hand that is???
3 posted on 11/20/2001 5:45:54 PM PST by Joee
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Dude!

Give the warning and post a link next time.


5 posted on 11/20/2001 5:52:07 PM PST by Sabertooth
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To: Sabertooth

Yep, They do look a lot alike!

6 posted on 11/20/2001 5:57:33 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: Sabertooth
Her pic reminds me of a female version (Jack Nicholson) the Joker walking thru Gotham City.
7 posted on 11/20/2001 5:59:29 PM PST by umgud
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To: Sabertooth
Do I see a black pantsuit under that yellow goodyear number?
8 posted on 11/20/2001 6:01:00 PM PST by antienvironmentalist
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To: Sabertooth
Yikes, how did you do the eye thing!!

Scary!

9 posted on 11/20/2001 6:01:33 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Is it just me, or does she look almost exactly like the Joker in the Batman cartoons?????

Hillary is an ANKLE

Go ahead - ask. (A handy way to identify her and her ilk without being overtly rude - hard to keep a straight face when using the term once you know the whole story though.)

10 posted on 11/20/2001 6:03:09 PM PST by 11B3
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To: Sabertooth
Quick! Somebody post the pic of Bill in that German parade copping a feel on Miss Liberty!
11 posted on 11/20/2001 6:03:34 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Sabertooth
Is that a moose I see at the top of the page?

Luckily, I don't have a sister.

12 posted on 11/20/2001 6:03:58 PM PST by Golan Trevize
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
I was thinking "That Sta-Puft Marshmellow Guy" from "Ghostbusters".
13 posted on 11/20/2001 6:04:34 PM PST by oyez
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14 posted on 11/20/2001 6:10:23 PM PST by Cool_V
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To: Sabertooth
BTTT
15 posted on 11/20/2001 6:12:44 PM PST by aodell
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To: Slyfox
Quick! Somebody post the pic of Bill in that German parade copping a feel on Miss Liberty!

Not sure we want to post the actual image on a FAMILY forum, but see http://www.philvalentine.com/images/clintonfloat.jpg

16 posted on 11/20/2001 6:12:51 PM PST by RonDog
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To: Sabertooth
Well, she looks swollen alright in that yellow jacket! (she stings like one too)
Hillary really needs to lose the bug eyed habit, it is just so scary looking!
17 posted on 11/20/2001 6:20:03 PM PST by ladyinred
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To: ladyinred
Look, Hans, a yellow zeppelin!!
18 posted on 11/20/2001 6:27:19 PM PST by mathurine
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To: RonDog
Don't worry. This forum is where I first saw the photo.
19 posted on 11/20/2001 6:32:26 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: mathurine
Hey, Lady in Red - a Pig in a Pants Suit in Red!

XMAS HORROR WITH HILLARY

Scary

20 posted on 11/20/2001 6:32:33 PM PST by stlrocket
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