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Posted on 03/07/2008 9:52:17 PM PST by Ooh-Ah

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer tempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the tree tops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander The reply came back in true USMC style:

Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.



TOPICS: VetsCoR
KEYWORDS: humor

1 posted on 03/07/2008 9:52:18 PM PST by Ooh-Ah
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To: Ooh-Ah

Gotta love that letter.... Jammed the police radar!


2 posted on 03/07/2008 10:00:18 PM PST by Sleeping Freeper
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To: Ooh-Ah

Out gunned by a large margin.


3 posted on 03/07/2008 10:20:49 PM PST by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: Ooh-Ah

Cute, but an urban legend.


4 posted on 03/07/2008 10:48:24 PM PST by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: kingu

Why is it that I’ve heard of many urban legends but haven’t heard of any suburban legends or rural legends? Why aren’t all of them just called legends?


5 posted on 03/10/2008 8:57:45 AM PDT by PhilCollins
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To: freema

This needs your USMC ping. It’s reported to be an urban legend (And sounds like it), but great reading.

[Mr] T


6 posted on 03/12/2008 6:05:20 PM PDT by trooprally (Never Give Up - Never Give In - Remember Our Troops)
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To: Ooh-Ah

here is another urban legend:

ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.”

Canadians: “Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.”

Americans: “This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.”

Canadians: “No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.”

Americans: “THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT’S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.”

Canadians: “This is a lighthouse. Your call.”


7 posted on 03/12/2008 6:18:34 PM PDT by rolling_stone (same)
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To: trooprally; 1stbn27; 2111USMC; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 68 grunt; A.A. Cunningham; ASOC; AirForceBrat23; ..

Oh, you’re going to love this. Pinghat tip to Mr. T. : )


8 posted on 03/12/2008 7:59:54 PM PDT by freema (Proud Marine Niece, Daughter, Wife, Friend, Sister, Cousin, Mom and FRiend)
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To: freema

LOL.


9 posted on 03/13/2008 5:52:11 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: Ooh-Ah

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.


10 posted on 03/13/2008 6:39:40 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Sleeping Freeper
Gotta love that letter.... Jammed the police radar!

Well, the EA-6 Prowler can make a police burn to the ground by turning it's EW suite at the radar on board the cruiser.

11 posted on 03/13/2008 3:45:28 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (su - | echo "All your " | chown -740 us ./base | kill -9 | cd / | rm -r | echo "belong to us")
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